Jack Monroe #310 Stay pressed, fools!

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Bugger13

Make your patreon income public then Jack as a thread title?
Or something more catchy. But it would be great for that to start coming up more often in Google searches.

Also, I thought this was all selfless campaigning? All she ever talks about is what she earns, money, her stuff, her oh and her some more. With the odd rant chucked in to keep the squigs thinking she gives a shit about anything but herself.
 
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Soapy Dolphin

Bugger13 said:
Here you go Jack. It must suck being you and needing to constantly cover up all your deception.
You can’t buy a clear conscience at John Lewis. Toot toot.

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She must spend the majority of the 100 hour weeks policing Twitter. A like here, a snippy retort there. She's come back to concluded conversations and given them another poke. Or added the plaintive "God forbid I should be a complex and flawed human being", I'm constantly trolled etc.
Always has to have the last word, be in the right...or be the victim.
It sounds like a truly awful way to be.
 
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Cucumberthunder

She clearly thinks she's Bridget Jones here.

And I thought she couldn't cook before the poverty and had to read recipes from the back of Lloyd Grossman bottles?

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PTS actually do good work and make changes, so it's annoying to see that they don't see through Jack's bullshit.

Imagine for a second that she did even half of what she claims to do and achieved half of what people think she has, then, yes she would be pretty impressive. Pity she's lying.
 
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Valiofthedolls

"I get up in the morning and am a mother, a nutritionist, a kitchen goddess, a cleaner, an educator, a business woman, an accountant, a machinist, an errand girl, a baker, a PR and marketing woman, a blogger, a newspaper columnist, and a singleton. narcissistic grifting lying triggering cunt for every single second of every waking hour of every day”
 
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FrannyGallops

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"I get up in the morning and am a mother, a nutritionist, a kitchen goddess, a cleaner, an educator, a business woman, an accountant, a machinist, an errand girl, a baker, a PR and marketing woman, a blogger, a newspaper columnist, and a singleton."
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‘I put my traaaazers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house’
 
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Veronicaaa

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She hasn't written for the New Yorker. I'm absolutely sick and tired of people disseminating fake information which doubtless originated from one of her grandiose gavottes.

Maybe if you didn't broadcast each and every one of those simpleton 'thoughts' to the British public over a 10 year period, this wouldn't happen?



Ahhh of course, you'd feel much better about it under a Labour government.

 
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LennyBriscoe

Out you come JR, you’re almost here as often as Jimmy these days…



A “Mr Jack” that worked in the city you say? I don’t think I’ve heard that episode of Jackanory before.
 
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MistyWindows

She’s just talking shite as per usual.
I did a lot of sports when I was a kid (lol not anymore) and I’m built like a tree trunk, I have huuuuuge legs (pain in the bum when buying TRAAAAAZERS) and I’ve been very underweight before (as in dangerously) and still had ‘big’ legs. It’s all relative, she doesn’t have a clue what she’s banging on about. She’s so damaging and as someone with a previous ED and an ongoing problematic relationship with my body, she’s doing no one any good at all. She can feck off.
 
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LennyBriscoe

She’s back she’s back
Nasty Jack’s back
She’d rather fight on Twitter than get herself into the sack

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And not long ago she tweeted her scale of what she gets people to pay her. Does she *literally* forget a tweet after posting it? Fanny.
 
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Pavlova

Morning
I've just woke up turned the radio on and in a couple of minutes...so it's a hard nope from me! What a shit start to the day
 
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Captainmouse

Media editor's of the guardian and the sun, saying libel is only for the rich and is often used to bully people must be one of her chums
 
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MarthaFarkus

That tweet is very telling. It’s almost like she’s doing all this as a money grab and getting dopamine hits, rather than helping people from the goodness of her heart…
 
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CrackingOwlSanctuary

Genuine patreon content creators also do things like pause the subscription for patrons if they are unable to do updates for a month, or offer benefits like monthly giveaways. One of the podcasts I follow gave all of it's Patreon income from April to UNICEF and raised £30,000 (vastly inflated from their normal monthly figure because they encouraged people to sign up for one month for charity). That podcast does daily blog updates (yes daily, Jack) and 4/5 ad free podcasts a week for patrons as opposed to 2 with ads without. And free to enter competitions.

Jack just sees it another begging bowl.
 
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Captainmouse

if they were paying a pound, which they are not, she would be in deficit due to the fees
 
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Clarends

This is racist and sexist. Sue me Jack. I have a black child and a white child. I have never heard anyone say I should have kept my legs shut. You have some truly awful hangups that you need to deal with.
 
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Cucumberthunder

It's fine to change your mind jack. But you have to be the most whatever-it-is at all times - the veganism vegan, the labour-ist labour supporter, the anti-labour-ist anti-labour campaigner, the poorest poor person, the severest anorexia sufferer, the most non-binary non-binary person. And then go and shout about it on a national media platform about how you have the courage of your convictions etc. Then quietly change your mind when the wind blows the other way or it gets a little bit difficult, or you just forget your own lies.
 
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Veronicaaa

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Then quietly change your mind when the wind blows the other way or it gets a little bit difficult, or you just forget your own lies.
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Then act like you're being bullied by internet trolls when they have the audacity to point out your constant contradictions.
 
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Eurgh

I hope it’s ok to say this as I appreciate its very forward and none of my business but a good friend of mine has always much bigger legs despite being very slim and she found out she has something called lipoedema that effects her legs. The diagnosis made such a difference to her so I wanted to share. She’s saving for surgery abroad as the nhs aren’t very good at treating it. Again - very sorry for such a huge overstep but she was 45 before she’d ever heard of it and doctors were always dismissive.
 
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