Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit

[Sideboard Bob]

Here we go again, it’s a new day and a new thread.


Congratulations to @Wooh for the thread title words, and to @MaineCoonMama for nominating them! Douze points to Australie! You win… Eurovision?

Honourable mention to @PuritySpiral who would have won but their nomination was too early, sorry pal.

In the last thread, Jack went to Lidl, continues to be insufferable on Twitter, despite taking a break from Twitter

Anything else?

If anyone can provide a more detailed recap we would all be so grateful.

Previous thread here -

Jack Monroe #305 How incredibly, depressingly, tedious

Welcome to thread 305! Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the title and some unpaid food blogger for the words. You win a forever orangery. In the last thread, Jack continued her legal threats and her detractors refused to back down. If anyone can provide a more detailed recap we would all be...

tattle.life

Wiki is the pink button at the top, lots of info and receipts for newcomers


Please, no thread title nominations until the end part of the thread, and no swearing in them!


ETA. The “hahaha” wasn’t meant to be part of the title and I don’t know how to change it now, but maybe it’s funny enough to leave it like that??

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Here we go again, it’s a new day and a new thread.


Congratulations to @Wooh for the thread title words, and to @MaineCoonMama for nominating them! Douze points to Australie! You win… Eurovision?

Honourable mention to @PuritySpiral who would have won but their nomination was too early, sorry pal.

In the last thread, Jack went to Lidl, continues to be insufferable on Twitter, despite taking a break from Twitter

Anything else?

If anyone can provide a more detailed recap we would all be so grateful.

Previous thread here -

Jack Monroe #305 How incredibly, depressingly, tedious

Welcome to thread 305! Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the title and some unpaid food blogger for the words. You win a forever orangery. In the last thread, Jack continued her legal threats and her detractors refused to back down. If anyone can provide a more detailed recap we would all be...

tattle.life

Wiki is the pink button at the top, lots of info and receipts for newcomers


Please, no thread title nominations until the end part of the thread, and no swearing in them!


ETA. The “hahaha” wasn’t meant to be part of the title and I don’t know how to change it now, but maybe it’s funny enough to leave it like that??

Leave the hahaha I think it sums up how we feel

 

[Pocahontas]

I can take the ‘hahaha’ off but it’s making me lol.

 

[Veronicaaa]

ETA. The “hahaha” wasn’t meant to be part of the title and I don’t know how to change it now, but maybe it’s funny enough to leave it like that??

I say we leave it hahaha

 

[MeeShellMahBell]

Hands up who thinks Jack is addicted to Twitter

Leave the hahaha I think it sums up how we feel

Im choosing to read it in a manic smol pixie accent..

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Further recapo- Jack still hasn’t done her tax accounts for the company she is a director of, On a bootstrap LTD.

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she also hasn’t announced which charity is getting the second set of teemill money.

Teemill link: https://jackmonroe.teemill.com/collection/dead-people-cant-riot/


In other news set alarmos for the lunar eclipse, I predict an entire twitter deletion!

What time the total lunar eclipse is happening in the UK and how to watch the 'blood moon'

Weather permitting, a total lunar eclipse or 'blood moon' will be visible in the UK on Monday 16 May from around 4.30am

inews.co.uk

 

[binkbonk]

a new thread already! im looking at my responsibilities like

please ignore the bad grammar

 

[Darlingbitgauche]

Don't talk sense Squig

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I think my half of the Aussie contingent should be congratulated for managing to stay up until after sunrise twice in a row to keep up with the latest and greatest CHAOS!
Good teamwork Kanga @Wooh
I like the hahaha, it's kind of my aesthetic.

 

[Grizzlybear]

I can take the ‘hahaha’ off but it’s making me lol.

Omg please leave it, I choked on my own explosive laughter

 

[Wooh]

I didn't even see you do that @MaineCoonMama! Wooh! Thanks, SideyB

PS if you're not watching Bluey on BBC kids, you'll never know TRUE riches

 

[jenny2603]

Further recapo- Jack still hasn’t done her tax accounts for the company she is a director of, On a bootstrap LTD.

ON A BOOTSTRAP LIMITED overview - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

ON A BOOTSTRAP LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity

find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

she also hasn’t announced which charity is getting the second set of teemill money.

Teemill link: https://jackmonroe.teemill.com/collection/dead-people-cant-riot/


In other news set alarmos for the lunar eclipse, I predict an entire twitter deletion!

What time the total lunar eclipse is happening in the UK and how to watch the 'blood moon'

Weather permitting, a total lunar eclipse or 'blood moon' will be visible in the UK on Monday 16 May from around 4.30am

inews.co.uk

Just to add it's now second and potentially a third installment of Teemill money that's due as if there were any sales during April then she'd have had a payment in early May.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Making lemonade out of lemons, the “hahaha” stays!

 

[Orphan_Black]

sorry pal.

LJC death by hooting.

Thank yoooou Sidey-B for the thread! Godspeed Fraus, we're in choppy waters here!

 

[Geetbo]

Definitely leave in the hahaha, purely on the basis that it will piss Jack right off.

 

[Darlingbitgauche]

Jack can delete all the tweets pertaining to her glee at potentially getting enough of a payout to buy a house, but as she has reiterated it in a tweet today that it is her aim to get herself one.

And her followers are continually saying that they hope she wins and gets a house.

So surely any Judge would be questioning her motives for bringing the case about - is it to clear her name or purely financially motivated

 

[jenny2603]

Don't talk sense Squig View attachment 1268532

Lol! Of course she won't go. You can't expect the Smol Pixie to mix with actual northern poors, though I'm sure she'd be delighted to accept an invite to Westminister to tell Lee about her sports sock 'n' Metro fanny pads.

 

[Django]

Further recapo- Jack still hasn’t done her tax accounts for the company she is a director of, On a bootstrap LTD.

ON A BOOTSTRAP LIMITED overview - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

ON A BOOTSTRAP LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity

find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

she also hasn’t announced which charity is getting the second set of teemill money.

Teemill link: https://jackmonroe.teemill.com/collection/dead-people-cant-riot/


In other news set alarmos for the lunar eclipse, I predict an entire twitter deletion!

What time the total lunar eclipse is happening in the UK and how to watch the 'blood moon'

Weather permitting, a total lunar eclipse or 'blood moon' will be visible in the UK on Monday 16 May from around 4.30am

inews.co.uk

I have set my alarm for this tomorrow morning, no SB to tap me on the noddle required. It's some sort of a flower blood moon and should be pretty spectacular.
Jack and Old Harold will probably miss it as she likes her lie-ins but OH may catch a glimpse through the bathroom window on one of his many trips to the loodio during the night.

 

[humpty.]

The Patreon Subscriber is still patiently and politely waiting to see where their £12 a month is going, Jack did promise to read the second half of their tweet after she’d stopped looking at their profile picture, couldn’t manage the last 70 characters of the Tweet

 

[jenny2603]

Jack can delete all the tweets pertaining to her glee at potentially getting enough of a payout to buy a house, but as she has reiterated it in a tweet today that it is her aim to get herself one.

And her followers are continually saying that they hope she wins and gets a house.

So surely any Judge would surely be questioning her motives for bringing the case about - is it to clear her name or purely financially motivated

I am not a legal frau but if I were in the judging racket I'd take a very dim view of anyone deleting anything after they've stated they intend to commence legal proceedings relating to a Twitter spat. I'd also rely more heavily on medical evidence than the whinings of a creaking gate on Twitter in assessing damage to health.