Jack Monroe #305 How incredibly, depressingly, tedious

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Hello fraus - finally got round to registering after a month or so of lurking - mainly so I can like posts during this most auspicious of occasions.

I had a lot of sympathy for Jack when I originally became aware of her - back when she first came to prominence - I am a single parent and had been barely surviving on benefits too for some years. But I very quickly became suspicious. Why did she have to give up a £27k job? Surely she could afford child care on a salary like that? Why wasn't she chasing her ex for child support? It just didn't add up.

Then when she released her first book, I just found it really distasteful. I couldn't afford to buy books at the time (and thank duck because it would have been money down the drain - I wouldn't eat her slop, let alone my kids). I couldn't understand why any of my lefty friends who were all over her didn't see how inappropriate and not-socialist it was to market a book to the poorest in society. And yet - she is still adored by them.

I feel simultaneously gratified and sickened that I have been proved right in my suspicions, and I'm looking forward to her downfall.

Have a good evening.
My completely unproven theory is that she was in trouble at work and flounced. In the time that I've been following her, she has never done a job well. Everything has been done as shoddily as possible, often not even meeting the bare minimum her employers would expect. Think of all her brand partnerships, her TV work, and her crappy books. She never does anything properly or to a good standard. She often just doesn't turn up for work engagements, or makes excuses so she can get out of them.

Based on this, surely she would have found it even harder to be a good employee in an ordinary job sitting at a desk all day with significant responsibility.

She can't even manage occasional work now, let alone every other day for very long shifts where people might die if she gives bad information.

I suspect she was doing a terrible job and the fire service couldn't believe their luck when she quit. She probably lasted as long as she did because of her dad being a manager.
 
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The commented I posted was from an article about Diane Abbot and someone had mentioned Jack in the comments, it was the “condescending and unintelligible” part I found amusing, especially after the latest essay she wrote

Did not mean to offend, am fucken mortified and 100% not a transphobe
 
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My completely unproven theory is that she was in trouble at work and flounced. In the time that I've been following her, she has never done a job well. Everything has been done as shoddily as possible, often not even meeting the bare minimum her employers would expect. Think of all her brand partnerships, her TV work, and her crappy books. She never does anything properly or to a good standard. She often just doesn't turn up for work engagements, or makes excuses so she can get out of them.

Based on this, surely she would have found it even harder to be a good employee in an ordinary job sitting at a desk all day with significant responsibility.

She can't even manage occasional work now, let alone every other day for very long shifts where people might die if she gives bad information.

I suspect she was doing a terrible job and the fire service couldn't believe their luck when she quit. She probably lasted as long as she did because of her dad being a manager.
Jack is incredibly lazy and entitled. Throw in the grandiosity and narcissism and that’s never going to lend itself to being good and valuable employee.
 
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I was just thinking the same. Did she jump before she was shoved to avoid embarrassing Papa?!
She just has zero work ethic and a mega sense of entitlement. She thinks everyone and everything is beneath her. Not for her to prove herself and work up the ranks like us mere mortals.

I don’t think she gives a tit about embarrassing Big Dave.
 
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The paypal bucket is being passed around.

I'd screenshot and blank-out the details.... but I don't know how.

But it seems strange that an account with a little over 150 followers has got 4500 likes.... over 5000 now....
Along comes another account, around 2000 followers, with the paypal link.
Money won’t make her happy. She is disgusting. She does nothing for poor people. But you know. I’d rather be poor than be like her. I’ve only ever done two crowdfunds in my life. Both small and one was to help people who didn’t have much.

She can duck the duck off. If she had any integrity she would give people their cash back but she has none. Even when she said she would donate the cash. No Jack. That is NOT what you do if you dont need it. You give it back.

Greedy grasping witch.
Even if she does need it, she should still pay it forward. I'll gotten gains and all that.
 
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Old news but just found a copy of one of her recipes from the last book sent out by a food bank. I'm tempted to browse good food for bad days, all this pre ramble to just put garlic, onions, tins and some peri peri together :LOL:. It's like she's trying to mock Nigela. 40 mins cooking time and 8 mins just to heat it up! It's a soup, or you can put it in wraps!

Peri Peri Black Bean Soup
It is 2014, I am living in London, working as part of a consultancy job for a high-street chain of popular restaurants. The night is frenzied; sixteen or seventeen dishes strewn across the table, on high chairs, the coffee table cooling on the front doorstep. I scrawl notes on yellow index cards in slopey italics, spattering them with oil and paprika and three kinds of chilli, burning one at the edges in my reckless enthusiasm. It’s my first big job of this nature, and I’m a nameless entity, a silent partner, but my ideas are manifested before my eyes, and if I do well, they’ll end up on dinner plates across the nation. Unusually for me, I’m not nervous. I’m in my element, creating food to share, and for appraisal. I’m desperately lonely in London, forty miles from friends and family, invisible on the pavements, unknown at the local pubs. I just want someone to tell me I did well, and so, I work through the night, testing and tasting and tweaking and writing, until I can do no more.

120g onion (about 1 large onion) 1 whole small head of garlic 1 tbsp oil 1x400g tin of black beans 1x400g tin of black-eyed beans or pinto beans 1x400g tin of chopped tomatoes 600ml chicken stock 6 tbsp medium peri peri sauce

The original had shredded chicken folded through at the end; you can do this if you like, but I don’t feel it’s necessary. You can eat this as a hearty soup, reduce it down for a casserole, have it cold in tortilla wraps, on toast, in toasted sandwiches with lashings of cheese, on top of a jacket potato, or any other way you see fit. First peel and finely slice your onions and pop into a large saucepan, preferably one with a heavy bottom. Peel the garlic and halve the cloves lengthways, then add them to the pan. Pour over the oil and place on a low heat. Cook gently for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally until the onion and garlic start to soften. Drain and thoroughly rinse both cans of beans, and tip. Into the pan. Pour over the chopped tomatoes, then the stock. Bring to the boil, then reduce to a simmer, stirring well. Add the peri peri sauce, stir again, and. Ook for 40 minutes, until the beans are very soft and falling apart and the liquid has reduced by a third. Eat immediately or allow to cool completely and chill until needed. This keeps in the fridge for to 3 days and just improves the longer it’s let there – although not for longer than 3 days, as it starts to deteriorate after that. To keep it longer, cool completely, then pop it in the freezer. To microwave from frozen in and 800W oven, microwave on High for 4 minutes, stir and leave to stand for a minute, then microwave on high for 4 minutes more. You may need to adjust the timings to suit your microwave, so these are approximate.
This is actually her cook book?! Crikey, she thinks that every detail of her life is fascinating, doesn’t she? If you wanted an actual cook book, wouldn’t this be infuriating?
 
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Fucks sake I’ve stopped going to Shoebury Asda mainly because of her and stuck to Lidl/Aldi but now her deliciously ordinary OH and his big car can get to Lidl she’s going to ruin that for me too!
Ah but you might get a glimpse of deliciously ordinary Old Harold in the middle of Lidl 👀 what a treat!
 
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Well all the Eurovision songs have been sung.

Any news on Jack's antics whilst I've been busy watching something fun? 🙃
I thought I was watching the nit nurse with the Serbia entry @MancBee but I do love Maneskin 😆...
I think Jacksie is still in the middle of Lidl. Hopefully she'll stay there (for the next year at least x). 😁
 
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I was just thinking the same. Did she jump before she was shoved to avoid embarrassing Papa?!
Tbh. As far as I’m concerned that’s irrelevant and I’m not having a dig at you here. Irrespective of whether she got the job because of her connections if she was shite at it that shouldn’t have been an issue. However. The fact that she tried to rescind her resignation and they wouldn’t allow her to change her mind suggests something was wrong

Im going to be uncharacteristically kind to Jack here and say that I think it’s rather off that they wouldn’t allow her to change her mind. She had a kid. For me the issue is if you are tit at your job a good manager should address it and deal with it.

I think she’s a horror but however it broke down I expect there must have been faults on both sides. I’ve managed staff and if someone wasn’t performing I would deal with it and I’ve had to. I once had an employee that was hired at the same time as me. I had zero input into his employment but he was a car crash and he was working with vulnerable people as well. If you are a good manager you deal with work issues.

I also get that some people might have backed off because of who her dad was ... but they shouldn’t have if that was the case
 
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I’m extra glittery this evening for Eurovision obvs.
I was encouraged that the UK entry might get nil points but this year unlike last it didn’t actually deserve nil points. And I’ve missed a chaos - what a tit she is. Jack the commentator for the Ukrainian TV for the real Euros is in an undisclosed bomb shelter - wind your neck in about getting libelled on Twitter.
 
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