Jack Monroe #302 What in the westborough baptist church is that hair scarf?

[Flumps]

Two quick points:

1. Jack - you are a little mouse who looks like they might die of fright at any moment when put on the spot in person or on TV.

2. Not precisely a curry, but she really doesn't go far for her inspiration. https://www.nigella.com/recipes/fish-finger-bhorta. Ash Sarkar (let's not go there) via Nigella.

 

[blurstoftimes]

does she even know what code switching means? because switching between your bolshy gobshite online personality and shy nervous mouse IRL personality is not it

 

[Arsov Cooper]

Don't worry, Jack. It's not as if any of your tax payer's money is feeding Tory MPs. Or any MPs for that matter.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Not even halfway through and this is meant to be a parody but it's using exactly the same tips as Jack gives! Like saving the fish oil for later!! She's just said "unctuousness"!

 

[trueblue222]

Holy mother of god what the duck is that tomato soup pasta abomination

I love the way she says she’s not an attack dog. All she does is sit and howl at people on twitter

Fishfinger curry

It’s been too quiet. Chaos incoming

 

[Flumps]

A fish finger curry like Nigella's?

Beat me to it. I'm too wordy.

 

[MancBee]

She's still banging on.

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Oooooo she's hard. She is going to give those Tory MPs a spanking.

Spoiler: Jack spanking

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Why is she so incensed about which mouths taxpayers feed?
Not her circus, not her monkeys.

She doesn’t understand tax or how it is used in society.

Maybe why that is why her accounts haven’t been submitted. She thinks all her tax will go to nasty, over-blown Tories and their posh dinners with schoolboy friends.

 

[hollywood]

When's she ever been funny lol.

A dreadful cringey thing about monroe is she’s so convinced she is funny.She comes across like a wee old Victorian auntie because of her weird way of using old fashioned sayings or words that are just not right for the joke she’s attempting. It really makes me turn myself inside out with second hand embarrassment.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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So she's not doing it out of the goodness of her heart, she wants to be paid for this stuff but isn't.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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Why would the pay you, if your giving it away for free, perhaps only talk when money involved which it won't because they don't want your opinion that badly and the general populace outside of Twitter won't have to read/ listen/ watch your dribble.

 

[jenny2603]

No Jack, that is not it at all. You are the white middle class granddaughter of a millionaire who chose to go on benefits to spite their middle class parents. The media contact you because you're always available and you're white and middle class just like most of them. You say nothing and threaten no vested interests. If you had any genuine empathy for the poor, you would stop this insulting classface performance and go and get a real job.

 

[Whaa?]

The way Jack mouths off is the reason why she is asked for her opinion. She knows this.
Every response has to be followed up with an angry rant on twitter because it's her thing. Righteous outrage.
In this series she has managed to get the phrase 'I'm not paid for this' out there already. Bravo.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

She's still banging on.

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Pretty sure that’s a direct quote from 50 shades of gray!

also fish finger curry sounds bogging

 

[jenny2603]

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Then refuse to go on then, you stupid bleeping moron.

 

[Jelly Bean]

So she's not doing it out of the goodness of her heart, she wants to be paid for this stuff but isn't.

And she does know she isn't obligated to do these free interviews?
Just don't bloody do them. Or do them as an act of civic duty, you know, to help people for free. (Not that anything she says actually helps but it is the principle).

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Pack of maize snacks says the curry is a katsu. Like this one.

 

[PuritySpiral]

She's getting all up in Nigella's niche with a fishfinger curry. This caused quite the stir when she first published it I seem to remember.

Fish Finger Bhorta

If you’d asked me any time up until recently whether I’d ever thought I’d bring out a book with a fish finger recipe in it, I’d have been fairly certain the answer would be no. Thank goodness we live and learn. Not that I have anything against fish fingers — a fish finger sandwich is right up...

www.nigella.com

 

[MancBee]

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A 20 second skit dragged out for over 7 minutes. The point was made in the first 10 seconds, after a minute I zoned out. This is a perfect example of a way to make people ignore and turn off.

 

[Whaa?]

The annoying thing is that she does all this with no pushback. She is not debating anyone, she is shouting her opinions. Even in her pinned tweet where she is giving her opinion, the MP she is giving it to just sits there. He manages to get out 'I don't agree with that' and thats all.