I’ve just realised, also, that not only is her ex’s/SB’s dad FB wide open, but so is his young daughter’s. Madness. Who would do that? And guess whose birth coincided with The Poverty™️ and who in the accompanying pictures looks very much clean, well-fed, with warm clothes on?
Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist
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After almost a full week off because I was BUSY at work, I did an almighty grunk yesterday and I most definitely overdid it because I actually DREAMED that I was stuck with Jack last night, and that she was pregnant and now, especially as I’m pretty sure she’s attempting/going to be before the year is out -well let’s just say
ETA it’s not even 730am here yet
so not enough of the day has happened yet to absorb aforementioned hellish way of spending my night
ETA it’s not even 730am here yet
so not enough of the day has happened yet to absorb aforementioned hellish way of spending my nightYup. It's mind boggling isn't it? There are also tonnes of photos of the kids. The ex stepmum has deleted her FB but there are still photos of her on there. SB was obviously very close to her and they were a very connected family unit.
I've never really understood how LP could be so pally-pally with Jack (even though they seem one and the same) considering Jack really slagged LP off during the Hopkins trial by saying things like ~I'd never ever do something as abhorrent as that and it's INSULTING to me you would suggest it~ as her defence.I know nothing of this person, other than the fact she was the one who kicked off the Hopkins libel case, wasn't she? Because KH got her and Jack confused
I hope OH is doing an Amber Heard and recording everything
Frau Lawyer: so you poured yourself a mega pint of slow cooker tea?
Frau Lawyer: so you poured yourself a mega pint of slow cooker tea?
Squigs are awake then, even if she isn't
Oh boy. Rant incoming...
Squigs are going to cause a chaos today aren't they.
Squigs are going to cause a chaos today aren't they.
I think about this quite a lot. I mean, Jack obviously doesn't care and the narc side of her perhaps even revels in it, but for someone like Louisa, a high-profile professional with a serious job (serious isn't quite the right word but I can't think what is, am I Jack?!) it must be absolutely mortifying for people to be talking and speculating about your partner and relationship online. I'm glad she's out of Jack's clutches now and seems to be doing well.I mean, if any of us normal Fraus (signoras?) discovered that random strangers had written literally hundreds of thousands of forum posts about how cringey and awful we were, we'd presumably be mortified and maybe scared away from the internet forever, but also take it as a sign that we were getting something seriously wrong and needed to re-evaluate our lives.
Harold of course is not
I was BUSY yesterday so it's been a great grunk through our celebratory 300th thread. Love and thanks to all you ninnies who make this cesspit such a great and hilarious place to be.
Shes kind of like a posh version of Jack. Very posh and wealthy family, well connected to the establishment, a literal socialist, performatively queer (married to a bloke), claims to be a feminist (but has clearly never read any feminists EVER), frequently wrings her hands about why the British working class are too thick to vote the way she tells them to vote and think the way she wants them to think. Said that a female child who was exposed to a male stranger displaying his penis should keep her mouth shut and learn not to stare. Claimed PTSD from bad book reviews and got magnicently bodied by JK Rowling. Once got spectacularly owned by David Starkey onstage at Hay for being a posh poseur (this can be found on YouTube if you need a laugh). Loves herself and has zero sense of humour. Used to go out with Grace Lavery (and if you don’t know who Grace is then trust me, you really done wanna go down that rabbit hole).I know nothing of this person, other than the fact she was the one who kicked off the Hopkins libel case, wasn't she? Because KH got her and Jack confused
Despite having the writing skills of a geriatric kangaroo and the political nuance of Ash Sarkar combined with Student Grant after 20 pints, Laurie inexplicably continues to get lucrative writing gigs. Did I mention that her family’s incredibly well connected?
I think that about covers it.
Oh, perfect, we’ve had a nice chilled out thread 300, with a Squig-based chaos incoming towards the end. Beautiful. Couldn’t have asked for more. Chefs kiss!
What did I tell ya, CHAOS IS A LADDER
What did I tell ya, CHAOS IS A LADDER
On the subject of her alcoholism and ADHD - if she is on medication for it, and her Psych is doing their job properly, they should not be prescribing meds without actual evidence that she’s sober. There’s a very real, huge risk of alcohol poisoning when on ADHD meds (Elvanse in particular) because it takes a Hell of a lot more for someone to feel drunk whilst on them.
So it is, sorry I didn’t recognise you
Who's the chap with with sunglasses and stubble?spotted silver and Alan in the shwubbery
That’s @crystaleyesd!So it is, sorry I didn’t recognise you
spotted silver and Alan in the shwubbery
You can generally set your watch by a Sunday evening chaos!
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It's been great Jack has been quiet this weekend, I've grunked and managed to look at the MN thread - loving the comments, had blocked some of it out due to the cringe and liking the #bettheyknewaboutfattymince. If Jack stays off for a bit longer I might even brave a rewatching of DKL.
I loathe Katie Hopkins for all the usual reasons, I can never work out if she actually believes all the awful things she says or if she's just willing to pander to hateful people for cashos. I suspect she means it because a true grifter would know how to stay just on the line without getting themselves completely cancelled. Still credit where it's due calling Monroe social anthrax was a hoot.
Thing is by stating she has cameras, she has then proven she’s a liar, because a) she had no idea who left the soap on the door step and b) no evidence of the burglarsI went back in. I re-read thread #31 and it did not disappoint! It was so funny reading it again, she was being a head then and, dear hearts, she hasn’t changed a bit. Well no that’s not true, imo she’s got worse. Here are my personal highlights (apart from the ice lolly chat, intertwined with all the other shenanigans
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