Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

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What's on our heads? Are they hats? Looks like a hotdog. Or a Vienetta.
Happy #300 ninnies!

Oh, it’s a Vienetta to celebrate Jack’s latest Italian phase! I thought it was one of her lead brick cakes.
 
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She is bascially a chihuahua, tiny,. Annoying as fuck and overly aggressive till properly challenged then the shaking and crying starts.
Could not love this description more. Nailed it.

ETA Especially “tiny” “annoying as fuck” and “shaking and crying”. I don’t know why but I just love it
 
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The vienetta hats have me hooting this morning.

I wonder how much SB wishes she’d just get him a vienetta from Iceland instead of an anchovy and prune cake.
 
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How would Jack cack up a Viennetta? I would assume nutribullet, greengage jam and bunged into oblivion into one of many freezers.

Edit to add I hope this depressipe ends up in """Good""" Food for Bad Days
She'd just go off again about that time she made a gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olives (it was dessicated she described them as, wasn't it?) Practically the same as a Vienetta.
 
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I've had to tell Mrs TUIT about the Vienetta Hats because in her previous life these were seen as the height of sophistication and wheeled out for every feast day or when the priest came round.
She hates them with a passion.
Her reply.... "Fucking German Women!"
 
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The only thing I want to hear from Jack this weekend is ‘that vicious mendacious gang of TERFS and haters of gays and autistics have now made up 300 entire threads of LIES and LIBEL. It’s all printed off and bound in Moleskine folders, ready to be posted to 1 Israel Street, Israel as soon as I’m allowed back in the post office, pal.’
 
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Morning Frauen and Herren. Posting to see my Vienetta hat!

Also, has Jack Monroe paid her taxes yet? And when will the Vexatious Bollocks Index be unveiled to a waiting world?
 
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If I make a noise whilst on my phone I get “ok, what’s bloody Jack Monroe done now…”
Nobody IRL knows about Tattle because it would be hard to explain, but I did show the Pumble to 2 people and both said it looked nice.

And the thing is, no one would care about her accent if she didn't feel the need to base her entire identity/career around being a stereotypical working class person. It's so trivial somehow. Maybe that's not the right word, but hope you know what I mean.

Your Vienetta hat looks extra impressive on top of your 300 hat. I thought the Vienettas were hot dogs at first. Might need to go to Specsavers.

We're Italian women now. But just for this thread, and only because of the Vienettas.
 
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Jack would totally slop together a chickpea and peach vienetta! Or use dandelions that she had foraged laced with various kinds of animal piss.
 
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Ciao bambinos! Just popping in while reading all about Italian Jack to say happy 300th and put this link to Bella Jackissimo (aka Mick Hucknall Merkin haired Jack) here


What. A. Tool. Sample quote “I am frequently told by men that I am aggressive and difficult, awkward, and unapproachable”
 
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She'd just go off again about that time she made a gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olives (it was dessicated she described them as, wasn't it?) Practically the same as a Vienetta.
You ask and we shall find .


ETA- @Cookiecookie Mrs T is obsessed by Heartbreaker too. She is in tears at the moment. I cannot comment because I am posting pictures of vile recipes made by a horrible person to a group of hilarious trolls on the internet.

 
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Have any beige postcards been sent yet?

How is Patreon squig getting on with obtaining their rewards?
 
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Heartbreaker is glorious. As a former skinny gay boy Frau it’s very moving to watch.

Jack will probably watch it in about 2025 and give her hot take.
 
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Viennetta hats this has made my Saturday.
Happy #300 to the lovely canal.
 
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