Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

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MistyWindows

Well, I think we can say with absolute certainty that this never happened. She doesn’t have any mates

EllaEm87 said:
… soupy?
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*Sloppy
 
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Griftymcgriftface

I googled Delia ‘how to cook’ and ended up on the website and this was on there and I’m laughing
 
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Cack Conroe

Lazarus said:
She said recently she tested recipes and made about 300 portions, called someone from a community kitchen and they collected them all. He then gave feedback that the meals were very much enjoyed. All of it is lies, of course.View attachment 1253073
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Is this confirmed as a lie? For health and safety reasons home cooked meals cannot be donated.

Also, in no way is Jack organised enough to do the labelling and instructions she claims.
 
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WTFDidIJustSee

LavaFlake said:
Big hugs. My Italian mother loves this stuff too! Have incredibly fond memories of having it in homemade chicken broth with parmesan my Nonna brought back from Italy shaved over the top
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Ah that brings back memories of ExHs Nonna cooking for our two as toddlers. Miss her.
 
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MistyWindows

I’ve found this new insta page and now I know where Slops-a-lot gets her inspiration from.
 
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WTFDidIJustSee

I won’t be able to shake off the second hand cringe from those dinner Tweets for weeks.

My siblings all know the first thing I do, as soon as they announce they’re dating someone, is some next level CIA deep dive shit on them. I would 100% be having a very fucken loud word, repeatedly, if they were dating someone like this. They all know I’m incapable of being even surface polite to assholes.

In this case, I’d be sending every Tattle thread, one every half hour until they dumped and blocked her.
 
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PoorPatrol

Lol at phenomenal viewing figures for her joyless, shaking, snivelling and frankly rude performance on DKL (terrible).

We were literally locked indoors with fuck all to do, and no idea what to do about food shortages - you had us by the bollocks! Also not sure they actually were phenomenal?

I watched every bloody evening coronavirus update without fail, usually crying and/or feeling like I was about to have a panic attack. Doesn’t mean it was top quality viewing, pal!
 
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Wooh

Griftymcgriftface said:
I hope OH is doing an Amber Heard and recording everything

Frau Lawyer: so you poured yourself a mega pint of slow cooker tea?
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The Judge listening to the recording: all I can hear is maniacal laughter and hysterical weeping. Is that a knock on the door? Why are you howling, Mx Monroe?
 
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Jelly Bean

Very reluctant to leave 300 but here is 301.

Jack Monroe #301 Jack Monroe Cheap and Cheerless

Thanks to @Marj24 for thread suggestion. Inspired by a weary Mumsnetter who had the misfortune to watch Daily Kitchen Live. Well farewell dear thread 300 😢. Your Vienneta glory will not be forgotten soon. And Jack chose to celebrate it too. She hosted a huuugge meal (for ten) and served...
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