Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[FlirtyThirty]

Amazing. Will you sell thus on your website?

Actually I'm thinking of setting up several Patreons. For £344 you could get this as a signed print.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Found a much more fitting orangery for Jack and it had room for a few more fraus.See you on the other side

you even found kumquat to keep me company

but who is the chap in the chair?

 

[RaeRae]

What's on our heads? Are they hats? Looks like a hotdog. Or a Vienetta.

Vienetta was my first thought too . What's the occasion?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

 

[Pavlova]

So tooth veneers make your ears go red?

I would have thought not paying charities or your taxes would also make them do that...

 

[KebabGirl]

It's BAFTA night - I feel a good chaos is imminent!

 

[LavaFlake]

Interesting....I was about for the trifle defending and obviously there's the title of TD....I wondered if there was anything going a bit further back? Perhaps not!

Nothing in public I don't think.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I'm still not convinced Harold isn't SB'S dad so therefore his family know exactly who Jack is unfortunately.
His mother is a big fan of Jack (SB'S other nan)
It is a bit sad how her Narc gaslighting has bewitched the entire family. I can only assume they were all bedazzled by Jack's fame and couldn't believe their luck when their son/brother had a kid with her.
If Harold isn't SB'S dad then one can only hope that our relatively new influx of newbies is from OH'S family!!

It would explain quite a few things tbh. He works in a shop too. Mithering ninnies we are!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Whaaaa - I can't find any of that info.

Serious FOMO over here.

Please don’t get me started I was trying to triangulate the poxy bungalow for about a hundred years I have no idea where to start with actual people!!

 

[TillyMiffin]

Don’t worry squig, ambulances may yet be called. There‘s some ‘smoosh’ involved.

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So squig can’t cook a meal for 10? Grow up.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I left MN last year due to them doing fuck all about the constant stream of ableism, racism and victim blaming of women in abusive relationships. I could not stand that place any longer and found Tattle not long after, thank fuck.

Spoiler: “Random chatter in response”

I am constantly asked for ID, I’m in my late 30s. Last week, a charity door knocker asked me “Is your Mum home?” When I answered the door. Fuck me, I haven’t lived at home since I was 16, and why the casual sexism in assuming the female parent would be home I have piercings and multiple, visible tattoos (most are amazing and the shit ones are due to be covered)

I mean, if anyone looked in my medication safe, it has multiple controlled drugs in it (hence having a safe cos kids) and could infer I’m an addict, but they’re all Psych prescribed therefore legal and yes I do rely on them or I can’t function so I suppose there’s not much difference in addiction/dependence?

Spoiler: Random Chatter Response

Re: your last point there, I've been thinking along the same lines recently. All about social acceptability in many peoples eyes (not mine) but I've struggled more with some legally prescribed and legitimately used stuff than I have the recreational drugs, especially recently. I also see at work the judgment that can follow and occasionally deter people who are prescribed controlled meds like that legitimately, such as yourself

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Please don’t get me started I was trying to triangulate the poxy bungalow for about a hundred years I have no idea where to start with actual people!!

Still never found it either. I get lost amongst the interiors of a lot of them. I know what to look for but there are so many. Then I do the Google earth thing and the beautiful swimming pools many have. Obviously filled with a hose and not heated because it’s such a run down area

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I’m sorry Janey has been very ill but she’s a horrible troll on twitter and she has major issues and of course Jack loves her

Janey is also a mediocre writer.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

This makes them sound...quite tall...? #hehehe

 

[Captainmouse]

HAVE A LOVELY EVENING X

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The squigs really want their names in lights, thread titles, so early
beware of those with blue ticks

 

[Grizzlybear]

My SB has chicken pox so Ill have to add a viennetta as well as some calamine lotion to the shop to help cheer him up. Such a selfless mother.

To celebrate thread 300 I will be frying up some tinned fish which has been open for several days with a sprouting potato & a wilted leek, and mixing it with some long grain rice to create a risotto. Recipe to follow, have a lovely day x

I had to take a moment after reading this as I was eating my lunch and it was almost ruined

 

[Captainmouse]

Too early
I’m heading off to the shops and hoping I can get one and wondering how to explain to Mr Grifty why i have suddenly bought vienetta when I normally get hagan daz!

Tell him it’s a special occasion

 

[MooBelle]

I would have thought not paying charities or your taxes would also make them do that...

Not if you a Narc who has no shame x

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Has she already deleted the tweet about 'it's my kitchen so it's my trashy mouth'?

Spoiler: Trigger: Rabbit Question

Can someone point me in the direction of what happened to the rabbit? Someone mentioned an airing cupboard but i cant seem to see anything in the Wiki. I'm seriously shocked. Thank you

 

[welcomespins]

You ask and we shall find .

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ETA- @Cookiecookie Mrs T is obsessed by Heartbreaker too. She is in tears at the moment. I cannot comment because I am posting pictures of vile recipes made by a horrible person to a group of hilarious trolls on the internet.

Trigger warning (Chesney loves Viennetta, from his exotic local corner shop)