Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[br2491]

Happy thread 300 day

I’ve missed a few threads so gonna read back. Also like the absolute traitor I am I’ve never had vienetta and now desperately want to

 

[Emmapism]

We've seen Jack's portion sizes. If this dinner even happened we know full well why there were 'leftovers'

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

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It's not snobbery that stops other people making risotto using 'broken longgrain* rice', it's the observation that it produces a totally different texture. Hence one might call a dish using long grain, savoury rice or something along those lines.

*longgrain is the new thankyou

Exactly this! #allriceisnotinterchangeable

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Rewatched Step Brothers tonight. I totally think Jack was like Dale when the new kids moved in: swap 'this is a house of learned doctors' for 'this is a house of learned fire experts'

 

[Wooh]

That's it. I'm an utterly boring nobody, but, aside from telling you the place I live in, I'm not handing out my location to you all like that lot do. And I don't live anywhere near a single one of you that it would matter. The lovely @Wooh and @MaineCoonMama are plane rides away, even though we're in the same country. It's just common sense, surely?

I look forward to that plane ride and sharing a Vienetta, but NOT a mint one. Yuk to mint

 

[Brian Butterfield]

There’s a Jack monroe truther from 2017 who used that hash tag too. A prophet.

It looks to be the same one having scrolled through the #jackmonroelies hashtag.

 

[Hollaaa]

What does scratching with a nuzzle mean? Did she mean to type muzzle, instead? Or pizzle?

I would not put a pizzle pumble past her.
The whole thing makes no sense other than being very obviously cringe. The cringe factor comes over loud and clear.

 

[Captainmouse]

That definitely needs adding to the media gallery

she will be fewmin when she see it

I’m still laughing at this, looks like a coach crash

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Jack is upset she can't join us so has buggered off back Venice. Pity the locals!
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Just spat my tea out at this

 

[Captainmouse]

Tax hat on - it depends what they think has gone on. They are very much constrained by legislation depending on what is suspected and what type of investigation it is - and they sometimes get tripped up when the paperwork is incorrect.
The maximum - in cases of deliberate and concealed behaviour ie on purpose naughty tax fraud - is 20 years. But at that point they might also be going for criminal charges so it’s the very severe end of naughty which I don’t think Jack is at.
At her very lazy and entitled grifty naughtiness probably 4-6 years max which would pick up all her big collabs, most of the books and Patreon.

Kickstarter?

 

[EllaEm87]

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Orange biscuit/rice thread again:
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… soupy?

 

[MsGilmore]

Look and dress identically??? WTF that ain’t normal, pal!

You beat me to it!
Oh the weirdness!

 

[Pavlova]

That chef is now hosting a Poland vs Ukraine football friendly fundraiser …. Instead??!

He will if he knows what's good for him and his 500 guests (without Jacksie).

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Why is everything so over the top.
I just had a casual Sunday, went out for a walk in the sun. Went for a coffee. Chilled out on the sofa rewatching GOT and a few random posts on here. Nothing so extreme!

 

[MooBelle]

Have forensically mocked up a nuzzle re-enactment with another potential 7 foot OH. He’s perfect as he’s a literal tin?

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And now I am deceased.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Is this a smoosh?
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Is that worms in a bap?

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

All I have to say is

Spoiler

poor cunts eating that slop. Phone a takeaway I beg you

Hope you all did lat flows before meeting up in a big group to eat slop

Didn't she say her oven doesn't work?

 

[Wooh]

We used to do the cans on a string thing as kids, we got the idea from a show called Playschool which sold them under the name 'Romper Stompers' which is where the film Romper Stomper got the name from. I think my brother managed to break his ankle using them so it's probably not the greatest idea to put out to the general public.

Are you joking us? It's quite a leap from Play School!

 

[LavaFlake]

My Italian Mother did too. She passed away last year and this has very much made me smile. This pack is from her kitchen.

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Big hugs. My Italian mother loves this stuff too! Have incredibly fond memories of having it in homemade chicken broth with parmesan my Nonna brought back from Italy shaved over the top

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I’ve found a post with a link to it, from dear heart @Nottonightbabe

It looks like the website hosting the video is having a chaos at the moment though Hopefully it will be back soon.

Jack Monroe #142 Honorary Unt

So I am assuming ig viewers either aren’t up to date or don’t show everything? Also is advices a word? 🤔

tattle.life

Thank you!

And, Ah, bollocks!