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Into_the_tunnel

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Look and dress identically??? WTF 😳 that ain’t normal, pal!
I tried to watch this last night. Mrs T is a major fan. Wouldn’t tell me what was happening and that I had to figure it out myself. Well I didn’t. I gave up. I was going to say that we should watch Interstellar tonight but the TV has decided to break just weeks out of warranty, so…
 
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Mr Krabs

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If you search for Jack on DuckDuckGo, Tattle is in the top 10 of results.

Sadly, you’ve been beaten by this quality content: joebidenbio.com/jack-monroe/

Oh shit, the next result is even better: metrobiography.com/jack-monroe/

Quote: writing a weblog titled “A Woman Referred to as Jack”.

Mod edit: removing the clickable links to the spam bot generated sites as probably best not to direct traffic to those dodgy sites!
 
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FunnyFuneral

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Well it’s thread 300 it has to be fancy



I bought mine from Sainsburys actually so can you delete your LIBELLOUS post as my lawyer in Israel wins 100% of his cases. Leave me alone thankyou

(genuinely bought it from Sainsburys but I’ve seen it in Asda too.
Sorry if this is off topic but I saw a tweet that Jack replied to from Roadside mum where she was saying that she was going on a picnic and needed to make something that made her look more middle class

What? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And Jack responded by saying peanut butter and hummus and she nicked it off Nigella

I almost died laughing. How absurd 🤣😂😂

For context I’m as working class as hell and I’m not ashamed of it. Never have been and never will be. I would never go to a bloody picnic trying to disguise the fact that I’m working class. Ffs!
I mean, what is wrong with a nice cheap wet ham sandwich with greengage jam on softy, softy value white sliced bread? Yum
 
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Cookiecookie

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This is completely off topic but I just have to share that my mind was blown recently when I read a thread on m*****T recently and found out that you do pasta bake with raw pasta. I always thought pasta got cooked first. Clearly I need Jack’s Italian cookbook to help me!
I guess it's like when you use dried lasagna and it cooks in the horse spunk sauce.

Imagine if anyone requesting her books was just another Frau seeing if the books were available and anyone had taken them out 😃
Or on the discard list? 😂
 
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Penelope_Ghent

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300 threads. Holy moly. Thanks mods for the celebratory hats. I'm off on a coach to go see my mate who is celebrating a big birthday, so it's a doubly momentous day 🤓

Big love to you all from this irritating paperclip ❤
Hope you get a hilarious coach chaos!
 
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Grizzlybear

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It’s in a discreet building but I wouldn’t say it’s in a nice area at all 😬 There are far nicer and stricter entry checks/no phones MO clubs that let us peasant +1s in, so there must be far better real celeb hangouts where it’s truly just members only? We looked up membership on these threads before and it’s also one of the less expensive ones.

The BAFTA building has a bar, idk the mechanics of getting into that (again was there for work) but that was the most densely packed quality celeb (actors/actresses) space I’ve seen in London? Maybe she could find a new missus there?
🔺 you have to be with a member, which I think is industry limited? I know a few people who are but I’ve never been. But I’ve never really gunned for it? I did toy with the idea of a members club once, more for an alternative to meeting people which is super difficult? None of it appealed to me enough to hand over that cash though, to be guffawed at by a load of tories who think their farts don’t stink 😂 I jest 😂
 
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LennyBriscoe

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Shes kind of like a posh version of Jack. Very posh and wealthy family, well connected to the establishment, a literal socialist, performatively queer (married to a bloke), claims to be a feminist (but has clearly never read any feminists EVER), frequently wrings her hands about why the British working class are too thick to vote the way she tells them to vote and think the way she wants them to think. Said that a female child who was exposed to a male stranger displaying his penis should keep her mouth shut and learn not to stare. Claimed PTSD from bad book reviews and got magnicently bodied by JK Rowling. Once got spectacularly owned by David Starkey onstage at Hay for being a posh poseur (this can be found on YouTube if you need a laugh). Loves herself and has zero sense of humour. Used to go out with Grace Lavery (and if you don’t know who Grace is then trust me, you really done wanna go down that rabbit hole).

Despite having the writing skills of a geriatric kangaroo and the political nuance of Ash Sarkar combined with Student Grant after 20 pints, Laurie inexplicably continues to get lucrative writing gigs. Did I mention that her family’s incredibly well connected?

I think that about covers it.
She was on a programme I watched recently, I’d seen her name mentioned here but other than that, I hadn’t heard of her. I’m sure it was the Cannibal Cop documentary on Sky (quite interesting, if you like real life crime stuff) which looked at “thought policing”. I’m sure it was that she was a talking head on for some reason
 
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Onestorytoomany

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It’s these sorts of lies I find the most baffling. We suspect a lot of what she says about her past are either lies or gross exaggerations, but we can’t definitely prove it. However, many of us and many of her Twitter followers will have cooked for a larger group, and we know what it’s like and while it can be stressful it doesn’t involve sweating and trashing your kitchen.
I thought her oven was already broken. I am sure that's why she couldn't cook something one time.
 
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