Funny how her OH and their relatives get smoosh and the poors get mixed beans with stewing steak.
Horrible inverted snob.
Not just the poors.
Her son and family get cheap stuff like bollock sausages and trifle out of a packet. OH and the In laws get a full on menu which has courses and Jack spending all day nearly dying from exhaustion over a hot stove. As well as smoosh. Whatever the feck smoosh actually is. (I think it is just a twatty way of saying mash but who knows? )
You never hear her saying she makes nourishing soups or stews for her seriously ill mother. Or making a hearty roast for her dad after he's spent the day in his new career as part of the coastguard. (Big Dave has signed up as lifeboat crew)
SB gets microscopic portions of peelings SMOOSHED in with mashed potato and grated carrot sandwiches made with cardboard white bread. Poor kid doesn't even get quality crisps like the Pringles that his mother uses to achieve her plumped up lips. He has to slum it with Smart Price maize snacks.
Basically she makes an effort when trying to impress but when it comes to loved ones, especially her child, it is cheap slop and carcinogenic low welfare meat.
tit and those tweets totally made up for the tit.
what exactly is common and coarse about her? That fact she has - gasp - tattoos?! Or could it be that she likes to wear - faint - trainers and Doc Martens? Fetch the smelling salts, Mary, that tattooed lass is on our screens again being all common and coarse.
