Some of that actually sounds quite nice - imagine if someone who can make the things they say they’re making look as it sounds *on the plate*, might even be edible..The Menu.
The loaf sounds like it could be the foundations of a forever home. Is it meant to be a starter, side dish or dessert?Some of that actually sounds quite nice - imagine if someone who can make the things they say they’re making look as it sounds *on the plate*, might even be edible..
She’s so jammy, she probs will be there - and at the game. Less than 20,000 tickets allocated and she’ll be in there with her John Lennon sunnies and her away top like the charlatan that she is.If she goes to Paris on the 28th I will actually have the aneurysm
That will be the epitome of glory hunting.
If she is she better bring SB as he deserves something nice and not fucking out of date yellow sticker salad sandwiches. I genuinely wouldn’t mind if her being there meant SB gets to go.She’s so jammy, she probs will be there - and at the game. Less than 20,000 tickets allocated and she’ll be in there with her John Lennon sunnies and her away top like the charlatan that she is.
She baffles me with SB. Is she really as tight as she makes out?If she is she better bring SB as he deserves something nice and not fucking out of date yellow sticker salad sandwiches. I genuinely wouldn’t mind if her being there meant SB gets to go.
Cannelini fennel celery and herb SMOOSH. I. Just. Can’t.The Menu.
Well she has made her entire brand of the fact she starved him rather than go round to her mum and dad’s for food.She baffles me with SB. Is she really as tight as she makes out?
She was on a programme I watched recently, I’d seen her name mentioned here but other than that, I hadn’t heard of her. I’m sure it was the Cannibal Cop documentary on Sky (quite interesting, if you like real life crime stuff) which looked at “thought policing”. I’m sure it was that she was a talking head on for some reasonShes kind of like a posh version of Jack. Very posh and wealthy family, well connected to the establishment, a literal socialist, performatively queer (married to a bloke), claims to be a feminist (but has clearly never read any feminists EVER), frequently wrings her hands about why the British working class are too thick to vote the way she tells them to vote and think the way she wants them to think. Said that a female child who was exposed to a male stranger displaying his penis should keep her mouth shut and learn not to stare. Claimed PTSD from bad book reviews and got magnicently bodied by JK Rowling. Once got spectacularly owned by David Starkey onstage at Hay for being a posh poseur (this can be found on YouTube if you need a laugh). Loves herself and has zero sense of humour. Used to go out with Grace Lavery (and if you don’t know who Grace is then trust me, you really done wanna go down that rabbit hole).
Despite having the writing skills of a geriatric kangaroo and the political nuance of Ash Sarkar combined with Student Grant after 20 pints, Laurie inexplicably continues to get lucrative writing gigs. Did I mention that her family’s incredibly well connected?
I think that about covers it.
“SB! Get thatBet the next photo will be a load of performative empty plates by the sink but no actual evidence of the food/guests.
Whaaaa - I can't find any of that info.I’ve just realised, also, that not only is her ex’s/SB’s dad FB wide open, but so is his young daughter’s. Madness. Who would do that? And guess whose birth coincided with The Poverty™️ and who in the accompanying pictures looks very much clean, well-fed, with warm clothes on?
See if she’d bought Viennetta for pudding, she would have gone up a teeny bit in my estimation and make me think that perhaps she does have a smidge of a personality. But she hasn’t. And she doesn’t.Shame she doesn’t have Vienetta on the menu. Proper celebration dessert innit.
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