Pavlova
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Breaking News:She's back. And cooking.
A family of 10 from Sarfend were struck down at the weekend by what expert ninnies are calling a 'mysterious' bug.
Further investigations have revealed the sources to be listeria pesto, followed by a peach pumble recipe from Georgia - plus an egg, which doctor's pronounced as 'inexplicable'.
The cook, Jacksie Monroe, was invited to comment. However we were told she was having "a piss and a sandwich, pal" and not available (leave me alone).
Sir Matt of the Forearms was also invited to comment, as was Nigella Lawson, who were both quoted as saying "I don't know her."
Scientists are hoping to run tests on the cutlery used for the dinner but reports are saying they have over 1000 to chose from after wading through mountains of
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