9.30 Fraus! Might want to hold off breakfast till afterwards 
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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Ah, I needed that. Seeing all the sycophantic praise makes me feel ill. Reaching that point where I need to take a break from her threads again.Hopefully she does a namesearch when she wakes up, so she can see just what people outside of her sycophantic little bubble really think of her
Ooo… Parminder Nagra from ER is on.
I might take it off mute
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I might take it off mute
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I'm hooting! A slop along really helps those of us that are intermittent fasting. I was close to eating and then Lorraine saves the day! 
The real Lorraine too, if Lorraine playing the role of a bubbly personality of someone called Lorraine in order to reduce the tax owed to HMRC counts as the real Lorraine
The real Lorraine too, if Lorraine playing the role of a bubbly personality of someone called Lorraine in order to reduce the tax owed to HMRC counts as the real Lorraine
I’d love to see Jack interview Nicola Sturgeon so that Nicola could do her famous eye roll/did ye aye/what the duck expression.
Can you summarise?Hopefully she does a namesearch when she wakes up, so she can see just what people outside of her sycophantic little bubble really think of her
No, because then she’d need to learn and understand. It’s a cop out. I know this because I opposed Brexit symbolically, emotionally, and ideologically, with every fibre of my being. So I didn’t even bother looking into the mechanics or details of it. I very wrongly thought my heartfelt and gut feelings about it absolved me from responsibly finding out the facts.
I regret that now because I’m useless in an argument about it. I’d still be vehemently opposed, but for reasons more credible than “Brexit bad” and unlike Jack I don’t enjoy winging it in a debate.
It gives me the fear for her how much she spouts nonsense about politics when Twitter is positively jammed with people who know infinitely more than she does. If she was more on their radar, they’d school her without breaking a sweat and without even needing to be partisan.
Lots of stuff like this (picked this particular example out because of the number of likes it received). Many people out there not falling for her BS, saying the've never trusted her, etc.
Lads I put Lorraine on - and her lovely leading questions to that nice actress from ER and I have to mute her she’s so 
I felt my brain start to melt - how long until slop?
I felt my brain start to melt - how long until slop?Thank you. When she is being most horrific, we need a few of these.
I have had a thought about her gloating about her 500k followers and came up with the following conclusion which will no doubt rankle with her once she catches up...
1. The population of the UK is nearing 68 million, and the world 8 billion.
2. Her followers are not 100% UK resident
3. Many of her followers will be inactive accounts
4. Many of her followers will be voyeuristic, waiting for a chaos.
5. Most followers do not interact with her.
6. Some of her followers may well not agree with her.
So she has a really tiny reach. When you boil it down, her UK followers are probably less than 0.1% of the population and the majority of them ignore her most of the time.
Most people have no idea who she is. When she appears on TV, by the time the next adverts are on they have forgotten her. To 99.9% of the population of the UK she is an irrelevance.
1. The population of the UK is nearing 68 million, and the world 8 billion.
2. Her followers are not 100% UK resident
3. Many of her followers will be inactive accounts
4. Many of her followers will be voyeuristic, waiting for a chaos.
5. Most followers do not interact with her.
6. Some of her followers may well not agree with her.
So she has a really tiny reach. When you boil it down, her UK followers are probably less than 0.1% of the population and the majority of them ignore her most of the time.
Most people have no idea who she is. When she appears on TV, by the time the next adverts are on they have forgotten her. To 99.9% of the population of the UK she is an irrelevance.
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She’s just an attention seeker. Of course she couldn’t support Corbyn when other people did. Of course she had to spoil her Brexit vote. She constantly needs attention and this is the way she gets it.
That is why I disappeared for a while. Though I did miss the humour and the friendly banter of the Fraus.
The truth is all political parties at the moment are a shower of shite. They are all in it for what they can get it's not just the "greedy Tories" anymore....
She says that yes don't vote for them because of their leader as he will be ousted. No offence Hun but the people that originally voted Tory voted for Cameron and then he bailed and we got May then she was ousted for Boris. None of those politicians were better than their forebearer so saying " don't worry about starmer he will be replaced, but by who is the issue.
I might have the wrong end of the stick here - but doesn’t the fact that green squig was able to reply mean that her system of only letting friendlies / “followees” comment might not be the foolproof ticket to blanket adoration she thought?
Or do I need more coffee…
I have a meeting in a few minutes and I’ve just put Lorraine on to see Dr Hilary and actual Lorraine holding a giant pair of pants, talking about bowel cancer. Have I missed our smol pixie and her slop?
ETA - No! Here we go! Mixed bean goulash!
ETA - No! Here we go! Mixed bean goulash!
It’s certainly done me some good. Although I was away longer than intended and didn’t read for about 3 months, then didn’t feel I could post again because of that so just read. I did miss the uniqueness of the canal and interaction, no other threads on this forum are the same as here.
It's called meaty goulash but veggies can leave out the meat. twit
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