Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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I feel like not voting out of spite tomorrow.
Happy to see you here, I lurk on the MM and Brogan threads and always get a huge laugh out of your work.
Too late for me. I get a postal vote. It's easier.
she's tweeting a tweet she's deleted at people (seems it was the SNP tweet)
is she ok?
is she ok?
This has been the perfect day for your genius mashup, I keep thinking about it each time Jack tweets about voting Labour.
She’s going to do an overnighter Thursday night from the Groucho isn’t she?
What, no Coops?
Why would I need the likes of her to tell me to vote Snp when I’ve been voting and campaigning for the Snp since 2015
the height of arrogance. She is getting on my every last nerve tonight.
the height of arrogance. She is getting on my every last nerve tonight.
Hi all,
Long time lurker, first time poster. backstory: I always knew she was fake, but it's not so shocking to me because so many people in the media are fake. Look around this site, it's full of forum members wondering when their pet hate-follow will get exposed! Having said that she is just so BLATANT with her poor fishing while having a decent income.
He house on zoopla (which I
) is estimated at £760,000-840,000. Surely that is worth more than £1500/month rent. If you look at the houses for rent for that price in Southend at the minute, they are less posh than hers. Still nice, but either not as big, or not detached. I don't believe her unique renting situation of an evil landlady locking her in, because she couldn't wait to be shot of her if it was really true that her rent kept bouncing. and even if it was true, I don't care. She has chosen to live in unduly luxury homes pretty much her entire adult life. She chose this spacious FANCY detached house 3 years ago, no matter whether she had a rich girlfriend at the time or not. It's Jacks own fault for hitching her entire housing situation on her volatile love life, knowing that her average relationship doesn't even last a year. That poor decision making is no one's fault but her own. What kind of literal money expert bases major financial descisions on a short term relationship.
There is a £850/month 2 bed flat with a small courtyard going in Southend if she's really that hard up. Near the beach and a train station too. Imagine the amount of money she would save. Imagine if she had always lived in modest houses instead of whacking great not-crappy non-bungalows with giant gardens in Thorpe Bay.
She whines about the cost of the bus without mentioning that she never has to pay for fuel, never has to pay for insurance, road tax, maintenance, MOTs, the car itself. Not having a car saves a lot of money and she is fortunate to live in an area with excellent public transport. And if she truly had "convulsions" like she'd been claiming a few months ago (as an epileptic that got my goat, lying duck) that would be a guarantee for getting a disabled bus pass for at least a year. Her other claimed conditions especially autism would also be likely to make her entitled to one long term. She would also be entitled to PIP, based on her claimed conditions and the way they effect her. PIP is not means tested. In turn, having PIP would make her entitled to a disabled railcard. Either shes lying about having all these health problems, or she is epicly tit at her job and doesn't actually know how to access the help she's seemingly entitled to. Or she's so rich that she doesn't actually need to bother worrying.
She hasn't paid tax in 3 years. She spent 2.5 years living with very wealthy girlfriends. She got £68,000 from the kickstarter grift, five figures from Hellmans, £25,000 from Daily Kitchen, £24,000 from Katie Hopkins, (£128,000 overall in big chunks of cash over a space of 5 years!) duck knows how much more from all her brand deals and TV appearances, festivals and Guardian pieces. And thousands a month from her tip jar and 700+ Patreons.
How the duck is she still renting when she supposedly really wants a house? She could have afforded one outright years ago. Renting is the absolute cornerstone of her pov identity.
I really think with the tax dodging she's engineering a bankrupcy or something so that she can experience authentic financial woes for the first time in her life.
Long time lurker, first time poster. backstory: I always knew she was fake, but it's not so shocking to me because so many people in the media are fake. Look around this site, it's full of forum members wondering when their pet hate-follow will get exposed! Having said that she is just so BLATANT with her poor fishing while having a decent income.
He house on zoopla (which I
) is estimated at £760,000-840,000. Surely that is worth more than £1500/month rent. If you look at the houses for rent for that price in Southend at the minute, they are less posh than hers. Still nice, but either not as big, or not detached. I don't believe her unique renting situation of an evil landlady locking her in, because she couldn't wait to be shot of her if it was really true that her rent kept bouncing. and even if it was true, I don't care. She has chosen to live in unduly luxury homes pretty much her entire adult life. She chose this spacious FANCY detached house 3 years ago, no matter whether she had a rich girlfriend at the time or not. It's Jacks own fault for hitching her entire housing situation on her volatile love life, knowing that her average relationship doesn't even last a year. That poor decision making is no one's fault but her own. What kind of literal money expert bases major financial descisions on a short term relationship.There is a £850/month 2 bed flat with a small courtyard going in Southend if she's really that hard up. Near the beach and a train station too. Imagine the amount of money she would save. Imagine if she had always lived in modest houses instead of whacking great not-crappy non-bungalows with giant gardens in Thorpe Bay.
She whines about the cost of the bus without mentioning that she never has to pay for fuel, never has to pay for insurance, road tax, maintenance, MOTs, the car itself. Not having a car saves a lot of money and she is fortunate to live in an area with excellent public transport. And if she truly had "convulsions" like she'd been claiming a few months ago (as an epileptic that got my goat, lying duck) that would be a guarantee for getting a disabled bus pass for at least a year. Her other claimed conditions especially autism would also be likely to make her entitled to one long term. She would also be entitled to PIP, based on her claimed conditions and the way they effect her. PIP is not means tested. In turn, having PIP would make her entitled to a disabled railcard. Either shes lying about having all these health problems, or she is epicly tit at her job and doesn't actually know how to access the help she's seemingly entitled to. Or she's so rich that she doesn't actually need to bother worrying.
She hasn't paid tax in 3 years. She spent 2.5 years living with very wealthy girlfriends. She got £68,000 from the kickstarter grift, five figures from Hellmans, £25,000 from Daily Kitchen, £24,000 from Katie Hopkins, (£128,000 overall in big chunks of cash over a space of 5 years!) duck knows how much more from all her brand deals and TV appearances, festivals and Guardian pieces. And thousands a month from her tip jar and 700+ Patreons.
How the duck is she still renting when she supposedly really wants a house? She could have afforded one outright years ago. Renting is the absolute cornerstone of her pov identity.
I really think with the tax dodging she's engineering a bankrupcy or something so that she can experience authentic financial woes for the first time in her life.
memoir essay?
eta, I love the recurrent Stop Bothering Me I Am Very Important, I'm Going Now Bye. Jack no one asked x
EETA: I have only just caught up and as I read through I assumed George Useless was a Welsh village style nickname for someone named George. tbh I think the reality is less funny
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Thread title nomination: sit down, I need to see bleeping Per Rialto
The same one as always... easy to just copy and paste innit
In Scotland for the council votes we get to chose a number of candidates by putting them in order of preference. She can feck off with telling me how to vote
So rather odd you were advising people to vote Tory in your constituency not so long ago.
Wish Jack Monroe could be made ruler of the universe. She’d get my vote. She does more than every MP, the Queen, NASA, WHO, Potus, and Joey Essex combined. We are lucky to have her.
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