Slopcidents.Right? When I leave a voicemail it’s always “Hi, it’s err…me, err I’ll text you”
I bet Jack is all “hi! This is Jack Monroe, Queen of the POVs, former firefighter, bestselling author, tv presenter and owner of many, many sideboards. You may remember me from slopcidents such as horse spunk lasagne and lingreenie. Call me back but be aware I may not answer as I am BUSY and need a piss and a sandwich ok?!”
He also got caught doing something he shouldn't, addressed it publicly and (iirc) apologised.He also played Jeremy Thorpe who wasn't a prime minister
I mean, I agree with them on the whole anti-Brexit thing. it's the biggest mistake this country's ever made. I even considered putting it in my own handle once upon a time. but a good measure of them are just weird cult-like followers of the very most MOR milquetoast twitter takes who would absolutely balk at the opportunity to take real actionI've got fbpe in my twitter name, better remove it!
ThankyouAbsolutely DO NOT let knowing nothing about a subject or having any experience of it, stop you from writing about it.
You literal Love Actually expert,you
Tbf, that sort of thing has played out well in Ukraine [serious]. So when everything goes tits up in the 'coming soon' Western Europe theatre of war, perhaps Hugh will save the day [tasteless joke].Because Hugh played the PM in Love Actually and he was a good PM in that so he should be a good PM in reality. #squiglogic
Disclaimer: I've never seen Love Actually so I've no idea what type of PM he was or if the film even touched on what his stance was on food poverty
*Raises hand* I don't buy it, but according to the passive-aggressive Guardian tally I have read a lot of articles this month and should really send them some of the money that I don't have.And how many WC people or people in severe poverty actually read the Guardian?
When I was looking into sad kitten incident, I came across a MN thread where someone questioned Jack's mental state and said that she was 'wearing it (the kitten) in a sling' at one point.Edit - forgot Tattle bans MN thread links
Lol. I kind of understand the tinned peaches thing tbh. It's a cheap dessert/snack that doesn't need to be prepared. Tinned means that it's longer-lasting than normal fruit and you don't have to wait for it to become ripe (like those horrible peaches that are rock hard and sour).Universally liked stuff. Who the fuck is donating all the peaches?!
I always thought being a film critic would be a wonderful way to earn a living. Now that I've found out you don't actually have to watch any films to do it, I am several steps closer to achieving fulfilment in my lifeThankyouWriting about films I've never seen is literally my life's work. It's nice to finally get the recognition I deserve after so many years. I am now going to aggressively rest. Have a lovely evening x
fbpe love him for his performance in paddington 2, which they declare the best film ever!Hugh Grant offends public decency by paying sex workers with drug addictions for their services on the street. If that doesn’t say Hugh for PM then I don’t know what does.
Are you getting up in my niche?I always thought being a film critic would be a wonderful way to earn a living. Now that I've found out you don't actually have to watch any films to do it, I am several steps closer to achieving fulfilment in my life.
“…I can’t answer the phone as I’m gatecrashing all the forums desperate for someone, ANYONE to ask me anything”Right? When I leave a voicemail it’s always “Hi, it’s err…me, err I’ll text you”
I bet Jack is all “hi! This is Jack Monroe, Queen of the POVs, former firefighter, bestselling author, tv presenter and owner of many, many sideboards. You may remember me from slopcidents such as horse spunk lasagne and lingreenie. Call me back but be aware I may not answer as I am BUSY and need a piss and a sandwich ok?!”
But those werewolf movies eh? Don't you just love 'em?Are you getting up in my niche?
*howling and clawing intensifies *
And he didn’t give a shit when Bridget tried to talk to him about Chechnya so sign him right up!Hugh Grant offends public decency by paying sex workers with drug addictions for their services on the street. If that doesn’t say Hugh for PM then I don’t know what does.
Bridget for PMAnd he didn’t give a shit when Bridget tried to talk to him about Chechnya so sign him right up!
Ahhh beautiful pic capturing 2 people's shadows. I declare this the best photo ever.
The way this decade's shaping up so far, 'Hugh Grant gets elected PM and singlehandedly averts world war' probably won't even make the top 20 list of most noteworthy events by the end.Tbf, that sort of thing has played out well in Ukraine [serious]. So when everything goes tits up in the 'coming soon' Western Europe theatre of war, perhaps Hugh will save the day [tasteless joke].
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