p**ch and chi**pea c*rry strikes again!
Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.
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Is there really a glut of tinned peaches across all the foodbanks in the land? It's such a strange item to purchase to donate. I always donate everyday tins like beans and spaghetti hoops for example. Universally liked stuff. Who the duck is donating all the peaches?!
(And I wonder how many of the DM prunes are still hanging about at where ever Jack dumped them!)
I find it amazing that she hasn’t been cancelled. There was a high profile Indian chef (I can’t remember who) complaining about Brits just calling everything curry yet she posts this underflavoured peach monstrosity and doesn’t get cancelled for it.
She messes with risotto with her long grain bullshit yet she calls out Jamie Oliver who at least appears to have some respect for his ingredients
She messes with risotto with her long grain bullshit yet she calls out Jamie Oliver who at least appears to have some respect for his ingredients
JO can actually cook
She was just giving folk on here the two fingers because she was so happy. Lasted a week and she was back in the bad mentalsWatIs the tooting a reference to something I'm not getting, or is it just supposed to be like 'ner ner'?
I always donate beans and instant mash.
I also, don’t come for me foodies, but I actually think tinned peaches are nicer than fresh ones and I used to eat them with granola and squirty cream. It was a stoner’s peach crumble, basically. If I was Jack, I’d have parlayed that into a TODALLEE UNIQUE N MAVERICKK recipe with a name like “Dear Heart Pixie Hug with Sqeegee Kitty Cream” and have spent the last 20 years re blogging and mentioning it at every opportunity. Alas, I am not a genius level maverick campaigner and inventor, so I missed my chance to become a certified National Treasure.
I think you might be right as it is impossible to get a nice fresh peach. Because of supermarkets giving us fruit out of season the peaches are pretty tit these days.
I think the box contains one of those cans of peanuts with a spring-loaded snake inside holding a special message.
Quisling was a Nazi collaborator. I mean she's bad but not Nazi level bad!
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I’m not a fan of tinned peaches because I don’t like any fruit in syrup but that peach and chickpea curry is a monstrosity. I’ll also say I feel exactly the same about the carrot and cumin burgers. Monstrous.
I’d rather eat a well fired roll (Scottish) with crisps on it any day than that shite.
I’d rather eat a well fired roll (Scottish) with crisps on it any day than that shite.
My mum just told me that she had "baked beans in a salad". I was aghast. She explained that "it was very nice with mayonnaise". She likes baked beans cold but not hot. I don't think she rinsed the beans but couldn't bring bring myself to ask.
Anyway, thought Jack might like the idea if she is reading here.
Anyway, thought Jack might like the idea if she is reading here.
I think the Marxist term might be class traitor? Although
bleep
I didn't know till I saw stacks of them in a Spanish market about 10 years ago that tinned peaches are not peaches that have changed flavour due to being canned. They a different type of peach.... and if you eat a fresh one it tastes just like a canned one. Comes off the stone really easily. I've seen them now and then on a uk Market since then.
Good point, crimes against food on the other hand......
Vidkun Quisling was a Norwegian politician and soldier who collaborated with the Nazis and basically sold out his country, the people and values he may have once had. His name is a byword for the traitor within.
Oh Jack called herself a class traitor the other day, when nutri-squig politely disagreed with her. She had to invent the insults which should have been thrown at her, in order to justify her rage.
fbpe twitter is once again calling for jack for pm
"I won't rest until Jack is crowned king of England by divine right
Anyone who objected to King Jack would go straight to the Tower 
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What’s FBPE stand for again?
KingQueen Jack."I won't rest until Jack is crowned king of England by divine right
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