Interesting that for 'best social media' they're just referring to Insta, not twitter.Let's not vote for Cack
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Jack Monroe #293 Georgia Church Suppers, just like MamaPapa used to make!
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I'm going to find a way to nominate Paul Hollywood and THAT MAN for something.Let's not vote for Cack
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I thought TD might be a good shout.
Hand it to everyone going to the tip maybe. Makes most sense to throw it straight into the general household?
Oh fucks sake the Squigs are going to nominate her for Food Hero aren't they?
None of the blue tickers applauding this would EVER eat like this. It's a waste of time and resources. Good food can be cheap and nutritious, but the real issue are low wages and high cost of housing. Cheap pork products are not the solution. Just say no, kids.
It certainly is
She's swerved replying to the OP which is the actual point.
ETA sorry, she responded to the OP with this
ETA sorry, she responded to the OP with this
There’s 200 plus of us. Think we could easily get someone over the line. Time for Slopbot to get the award it deserves? Or that Georgian cookbook author
Jack has replied to this persons tweet by posting the triggering 'I am a campaigner/backstory thread. I guess she must be catching up here this morning.
I hope a tit storm for this person does not follow.
Yeah, her first cookbook had no salt in it because SB's food was unsalted. I wish someone would explain the concept of food writing to her and how you don't write recipes *just* for yourself.
Full Time Meals for that one!
The words “crusty” and “spoon” being both too close for comfort and yet entirely sensical.
TBF this isn't a bad tactic. I'd shut up too if she sent me a link to a thread which described (without a content warning) a suicide attempt in graphic detail. She really can't stoop low enough, can she?
I might nominate THAT MAN for his lockdown cookery show. Or Sir Matt for putting up with the slopgibbon every day for 2 weeks.
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, post: 9475098, member: 3292 She might have posh sideboards but her mind is furnished like a a 1970s seaside guesthouse (the holiday type, not the grandpa's doss house type). Her soul is a crochet bog roll dolly that's been gathering toilet dust in a little-used downstairs "powder room" since 1978.
Well worth the wait. Brava!!
, post: 9475098, member: 3292 She might have posh sideboards but her mind is furnished like a a 1970s seaside guesthouse (the holiday type, not the grandpa's doss house type). Her soul is a crochet bog roll dolly that's been gathering toilet dust in a little-used downstairs "powder room" since 1978.Well worth the wait. Brava!!
One to add to our "squigs are bonkers' folder.
Same person -
Same person, Jack's liked this, they'll "fight them off for you".
Same person -
Same person, Jack's liked this, they'll "fight them off for you".
It’s almost like she didn’t know what a loaf cake was and attempted to make actual bread dough
Didn’t realise that Saint Jack invented ‘the working class’s banana bread’ since it’s usually such an inaccessible recipe
It would have taken that squig a fraction of the time to just Google banana bread and they’d have been met with thousands of almost identical recipes.
Banana bread is so simple and easy, if you’ve got over ripe bananas and don’t have a loaf tin use a cake tin, if you don’t have a cake tin make banana pancakes (easy as duck and again almost all the recipes are the same).
I’ve been telling my sister about these threads and the slopgoblin, and her first reaction was that her flying monkeys act like they’ve been artificially grown in a lab as some kind of alien spies and have spent two days on earth impersonating humans
When did The Poverty get upgraded to a four year affair?
She's not going to shag you squig.
Unless you have a house in Hampstead then she might.
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