Jack Monroe #293 Georgia Church Suppers, just like MamaPapa used to make!

[Satisfying Click]

"Passionate dignity of a warrior queen."

Jesus Nigella, does Jack know where your bodies are hidden?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

She’s awake

 

[lilamay]

Never gonna happen.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I was crying all over again reading your outstanding rundown of the chaos @Switchstreetz there must be absolute scenes in the shitty bungalow today.

I am also a root beer-loving frau, and dandelion & burdock. Those will be the only spite beverages served in my spite orangery.

 

[Malkiavelli]

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THEN
“During the poverty I had to plan meticulously just to survive…”

NOW
“it’s taken quite a while to get the right balance of systems and meds and self care to be able to do this..”

#incapableoftellinglies

 

[Powershower]

F me she's actually "helped" someone, is this the aneurysm?

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Don’t do it squig! Throw the bananas away and take the loss, it’s really not worth it.

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It's not essential. It's titting about.


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Her cake recipes do not need more flour.

You should not have to knead cake mixture.

I’ve been broken.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Lads, I'm fewmin. *My evil OH Mrs ST said that I was FORBIDDEN from listening earlier and she FORCED to go to Waitrose instead because she wanted a roast later, we didn't have ANYTHING in and why was I basically starving her and ST Dog.
How I howled and clawed in my desperation to stay in real time with you all but OH INSISTED and she forcefully dragged me from the radiator, ripping it from the wall. OH forced a list of instructions at me and told me to GET OUT and REFUSED to let me drive so I had to take a big bag and WALK all the way there.

*My lovely wife asked if I minded nipping to Waitrose for a few bits, she had a quick look in the fridge and wrote me a little list of things we needed. It was a beautiful morning so as she handed me a bag, suggested I leave the car, take a quiet walk and stop off for a coffee on the way.

TLDR. I missed the "fun". Did we have an aneurysm?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[jenny2603]

Jack's awfully quiet, has OH whisked her off to an Eastern European hoedown?

 

[Bwidge]

Why you cry?
Entire life a lie.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Waiting for the inevitable ‘I haven’t had a holiday in ten years but found some flights to Turkey in a puddle which I’ll use to go on a special work trip to learn about traditional food!’ Then she’ll pack a suitcase of leeks and celery and visit the local KFC, before returning with teeth that look like a pair of dentures (to match Harold).

 

[JJusa69]

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I'm grunking so it's quite possible this lands in the middle of a Jaccident/Jachoas but the fact she thinks this is an ENORMOUS METICULOUS task suggests she's never ever done it before which in turn suggests she's never had to think about budgeting and meal planning.

 

[EllaEm87]

Begging for a house Jack makes my blood boil. The fake humbles “it’s fine, we’ve come to terms with it, SBs longest home… blah blah” fuck off. Literal beg.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Apparently the online gossip forums are a way to shut down working class women made good

Use of the word 'uppity' - Jesus Jack, look into the history of the meaning of that word, you utter plank...

 

[Veronicaaa]

I'll stop screenshotting now but suffice to say, points were made.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I have genuinely had to blow my own nose. Like it would help her somehow.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

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Your whole garden is enormous and belongs to a large house. Stop being such an almighty beg. It’s bloody disgusting the nerve of it.

 

[Lazarus]

I just texted my best friend (she's Romanian, lives in Iasi which is pronounced Yash! I know not all Eastern European countries are interchangeable but I thought she might have a better idea than me) to ask her how to pronounce Tblisi, told her why and her response was 'you are crazy, I could tell you how Georgians say it but am not going to tell you because it is Saturday night and I think you need to get a life'

You don’t need that type of negativity in your life. Block her and move the fuck on.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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monday *checks notes* processed pork products
tuesday *checks notes* processed pork products
wednesday *checks notes* processed pork products
thursday *checks notes* processed pork products
friday *checks notes* processed pork products

i could go on but i won’t..

 

[Mallerenga]

Begging for a house Jack makes my blood boil. The fake humbles “it’s fine, we’ve come to terms with it, SBs longest home… blah blah” fuck off. Literal beg.

I hate the way she uses her child to rattle the tip jar. Not to be a bitch, but that child's longest home has probably been his dad's.