so, as I've mentioned over in f+d, our cooker is currently out of action. why I sob? no oven or hob
we've mostly been having beige things from the air fryer, but, man, I could use some pasta. ok, I've had 2 pasta ready meals at work (lidl bolognese bake and sausage pasta bake, both
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) but lovely, freshly cooked pasta at home? yes please!
so when I saw the revolutionary game changer pasta alert, I jumped at the chance to give it a go
legal bit - obviously, it's not strictly a jack cook-along, but it's definitely jack-adjacent, what with the terrible things she's encouraging people to do to food in the name of frugality
the lady in the article used fusilli, the only pasta I have open is spaghetti. oh well, pasta is all interchangeable and spaghetti's always fun, isn't it?
can't for the life of me remember how much it was, as it was purchased during the heady days of lockdown panic buying (nb, it's still in date and it hasn't been open for 2 years, don't worry, how dare you question me
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)
so we'll say the amount I'm using cost maybe 10p then, but £3.44 now, according to the vampire ballgag index
I anticipate this will serve 15 with generous leftovers for lunch tomorrow. exciting! let's go
here is a bowl of cold water
and in goes the spaghetti!
article was not clear how long it should soak. cites "overnight or a few hours"
it's gone in at 10am and I shall forensically check every hour on the hour
11am
slight bend with pressure applied, water getting starchy
12noon
bendy
maybe I should invert it to soak the other end
nice
1pm
other end bendy, there are a couple of straggly bits that have broken off and have fully submerged and I may just try a bit
cartoon filter applied for my security
how is it, kcc? I hear you clamour. well, it's exactly how you'd expect pasta to be after standing in cold water for 3 hours
it's cold. it's gluey. it's rubbery. it's still probably better than any of jack's creations. I'm going to eat some leftover chicken to get over it
2pm
fully submerged. still hard in places. flaccid sections feel like elastic bands
3pm
it's soft!
man, is it soft. water is murky
oh no, I'm going to have to do this, aren't I?
kettle's on...
drained of cold water
submerged in boiling water. looks quite normal here, doesn't it? don't let that fool you
checking temperature and texture. seems ok... for now. article says to leave in hot water for 2 minutes. I'm gonna grate some cheese. I've a feeling I may need it
hmmmm
hot, naked spaghetti
at this point I tried a bit
tasting notes:
strangely sweet (something to do with starch turning into sugar or something as it sits around in water???)
pasta doesn't usually make my teeth feel like they've got a coating
how is it both hard and mushy???
the hubby and kids in the article said it "wasn't too sticky" they are liars
otherwise, it's lovely!
butter and cheese sorts everything!
not this time
still weird sweet flavour, bizarre texture, butter made it taste like custard
no shade to the nice lady in the MEN, but this is appalling
in conclusion, is this a canny tip to help the nation in these straitened times? 6 hours for a bit of pasta in order to save yourself 10 minutes slaving over a hot stove and a few kilowatt hours?
I shall console myself with a cold beer and a chicago town deep dish done in the air fryer
don't forget the tip jar on the way out
have a nice day y'all
now fuck off x