Jack Monroe #293 Georgia Church Suppers, just like MamaPapa used to make!

[Five hundred dogs]

Yes! This stupid thing:

I love that they have to pretend that making pasta is SO hard, and a solution needs to be found to make it easier. I bet you anything you’d end up with a starchy mess and scald the shit out of you hand when using this thing.

That was the thing!

 

[Captainmouse]

View attachment 1218555For sale on my local Fb page. Hope Jack doesn’t see it.

Completed it! Mate

 

[shouldbutshornt]

I absolutely love Nutella Lawson. I don’t even blame her for her gushing.

 

[Clarends]

Can you imagine how Jack would go down if she turned up to a developing country where much larger percentages of the population live in poverty?

Turning up somewhere with her silly little lists and slop where people work hard for little money but know how to make proper banging flavourful food.

She would be rinsed along with her beans!

The squigs and blue ticks falling over themselves with sycophancy are really showing their privilege

That last sentence - thread nomination

 

[Sausage Surprise !]

That was nice to see. I hadn't seen Andy since he was pushing the button in the CD factory the moment that years pop idol winner was crowned.

He used to be on QVC quite a bit ( not watched it in ages !)

 

[Fruitjack]

Is she watching BGT?

 

[Cantthinkofausername]

I always go for the cheapest version of the particular rice I want. Isn't this more or less normal? Contrary to what Jack was implying a while back cheapo rice isn't all broken grains. It's just rice without a decent marketing budget.

The 45p rice does have a different texture, in my opinion. Personally I try to stretch to the easy cook long grain rice which is more expensive but the grains are bigger and more seperated.

 

['EllsBells]

Same, what a crappy job he's got, promoting the ripoff competition. He could do much better.

He does appear on QVC as their resident food expert (he sells overpriced food).

 

[JeanBurns76]

Can someone point me to the Walliams thread (pretty) please? I’ve read a few old ones but haven’t come across that one!

X TY X

 

[trueblue222]

Have a look at 3 I’m on unlimited, currently 8 squid, monthly rolling

will do. That sounds brilliant x

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

That 'hold fast' photo is from my fave film Master and Commander ( I recognised it straight away lol) - although newer fraus can be forgiven for thinking this is Jacksie's actual fingernails (if past performances are anything to go by). Jack Monroe - the Preserved Killick of the Culinary World. (ETA: he's the cook on board who's always moaning and whining, and serves up Weevil-ridden food...)

It's definitely in my top ten!