Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

[Elastoblast]

Why’s she eating it out a bleeping dog bowl?

I will refrain from comment

 

[FlirtyThirty]

When did all this Vacuous Bollocks Indexing kick off? I know she said it would be out mid-Feb (lol) but my measly calculations say it’s been at least 100 days since she started it all off…she’s done ONE page a day?? In her 10 hour days? Gifted my arse.

 

[Satisfying Click]

The only reason for Jack writing this tweet was to drop in the word Kyiv

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Haven’t the Ukrainian people suffered enough?

 

[Five hundred dogs]

One and one third sausages, some mushrooms and some onion in weirdly flavoured oily sauce? No thank you.

 

[Elastoblast]

H

The only reason for Jack writing this tweet was to drop in Kyiv

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What will she call this abomination? Will she urge her following to eat it for Ukraine...bollock sausage Kyiv for Ukraine sounds like a warcrime

 

[FlirtyThirty]

The only reason for Jack writing this tweet was to drop in Kyiv

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Mm, spunking pig patty

 

[Orphan_Black]

The stroganoff is making me wanting to vom, which if I did into that pot, you wouldn't notice the difference.

OH busy on UberEats, Harold wants none of that!

 

[Captainmouse]

Why is it so slimy?

Because it is!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

OH
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OH
OH
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OH
OH

FFS.

 

[Smeghead]

When did all this Vacuous Bollocks Indexing kick off? I know she said it would be out mid-Feb (lol) but my measly calculations say it’s been at least 100 days since she started it all off…she’s done ONE page a day?? In her 10 hour days? Gifted my arse.

I for one, can’t wait to see it. I’m pretty sure we will soon be treated to a photo showing one hand written page of a4 taken at an angle so we can’t see what she’s written, talking about what an amazing job she’s doing on the index. And saying she’s now on 20 pages. Reader she isn’t.

 

[Ostapbender]

eta: wouldn't that be a deviation from the Mighty Meal Planner?

 

[Orphan_Black]

I for one, can’t wait to see it. I’m pretty sure we will soon be treated to a photo showing one hand written page of a4 taken at an angle so we can’t see what she’s written, talking about what an amazing job she’s doing on the index. And saying she’s now on 20 pages. Reader she isn’t.

How has she compiled it without the box of ten years of receipts? It still hasn't surfaced.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

It's ok pet, he's gone to maccies you eat up!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Yaaay an “Absolutely x”

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Yaaay an “Absolutely x”

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"Can I swap sausages for sausages?"

 

[Boyo]

Hideous bollock sausage creation with an inexplicable egg? Completed it, mate.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Posting without comment



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...barnacles?

 

[Jelly Bean]

Time to gather up those hunks of bread and recap what we know about Harold:
Access to guinea pigs
Big car
Brass mugs
Brother with chickens
Burgles Jack's clothes
Chooses unsuitable Lego
Dismissive of 90s fragrances
Doesn't drink alcohol
Not on social media (except reflection in photo posted by Jack)
Owns a spatula
Skilled at making cake boards

And what we still don't know:
Whether real or figment of Jack's imagination

Very impressed by the way you have alphabetised this list Forensic and granular.

Some more for the list:
Has parents.
Owns lots of ugly hats.
Works part time in a shop.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

How to make it worse take some foul sausages and make them fouler.