Again not resembling any other stroganoff ever created. Why the weird colour? Why the sausages? Why so oily? Why so sadOMFG.
ETA. No one cares about OH Jack. Please, please, please stop.
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You’ve missed off the metric fucktonne of oil you've obviously used, Jackie love xx #greasy
What is the division thing going on at the bottom?
Bleurgh coconut milk in a stroganoff? Why just why. It's not a stroganoff in any way Jack
Dunno why the hospital keep prescribing me Picolax. They could just tell me to eat a Monroe recipe before my colonoscopies.2 tbsp of cooking oil, and the fat from the bollock sausages rendering down, as well as the additional fat from coconut milk. Image that sliding through your guts![]()
Dr Dr Cack Monroe's world famous patented constipation cure. Step right up Sir, Madam, this little concoction will have your bowels gliding in no time2 tbsp of cooking oil, and the fat from the bollock sausages rendering down, as well as the additional fat from coconut milk. Image that sliding through your guts![]()
"Store things in boxes". WOW! Thanks for the life saving tip Jack
The huffy emoji at the end of that tweet has really riled me up. What is she so annoyed about? Having to adhere to the terms of a lease that she chose to sign? Having to downsize to a property that will still be big enough to suit her needs? It's so bleeping (sorry
Only herself in the sentient mirrorCan anyone tell me if Jack is seeing someone?
Christ I didn't even notice that, I was too distracted by the greasy sausages at 25p for 5Bleurgh coconut milk in a stroganoff? Why just why. It's not a stroganoff in any way Jack
Why is it in the dog’s bowl?
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Now I’m no Nigella, but she’s referring to thisand calling it a recipe, how can that be right??
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