My godmother calls hers “colonic irrigation soup”. I feel she’s done herself a massive disservice, I’d much rather have hers than Jack’s!
Toot toot! Me thinks the runaway trainThe tricky thing now is that even if she did a Patreon welcome message or something, it’s so ludicrously late that it would make the whole thing more conspicuous. As you say @JeanBurns76, it would remind people who might have unwittingly forgotten and don’t look at their bank statements as much! But equally, she’ll be loathe to fess up and say sorry and that she’ll get on with it from now on. She’s really got herself stuck with this one.
BIB - waaaaaaay too early!!!Time to gather up those hunks of bread and recap what we know about Harold:
Access to guinea pigs
Big car
Brass mugs
Brother with chickens
Burgles Jack's clothes
Chooses unsuitable Lego
Dismissive of 90s fragrances
Doesn't drink alcohol
Not on social media (except reflection in photo posted by Jack)
Owns a spatula
Skilled at making cake boards
And what we still don't know:
Whether real or figment of Jack's imagination
Amazing stuff. I'm going to do this and use the boxes to store my Easter eggs.
Well I for one am amazed at the hack that you can use boxes to store stuff in ! What’s next, bags for carrying things?The boxes take up a ludicrous amount of space so instead of, like, throwing them out, just turn them inside out and then they take up ..... exactly the same amount of space. Problem solved
https://giphy.com/126omQ0GgfVVmw
Tell me this is in the media gallery, preserved for prosperity
I know it's a bit gauche to quote myself, but I invented this 9 threads ago!All up in her niche
Links to some sites auto removed
There's a couple of sites where links are automatically removed on tattle, explained for each one below. Hidden links - redirection links are removed as it needs to be clear where a user is being sent. Facebook story links - as they doxx the person that shared it. Try to post the photo or...tattle.life
Light enough not to rip a shelf off the wall and spill the contents everywhere?Upcycle a box into a box! Genius!
Jack has dozens of storage containers, why does she need more bloody boxes?
Hahaha.. perhaps the woman is a tattle reader and decided to try your invention!I know it's a bit gauche to quote myself, but I invented this 9 threads ago!
Jack Monroe #283 Tax Jack, tax Jack, needs to start paying back
Erm, so does she think she’s the Liam Neeson/Taken of poverty now? Only he’s done that film like four times and it’s still shittattle.life
Dustbin Soup
I know it's a bit gauche to quote myself, but I invented this 9 threads ago!
Jack Monroe #283 Tax Jack, tax Jack, needs to start paying back
Erm, so does she think she’s the Liam Neeson/Taken of poverty now? Only he’s done that film like four times and it’s still shittattle.life
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