Wow this just keeps happening doesn't it? Not very good for the #brand. Or for online begging as a whole.
Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero
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Her bin-Mac incident was just SB’s dad “accidentally on purpose” putting down a burger on the counter when clearing the burgers off the pass at Maccy D’s Where he worked, so that Jack could half inch one, before they got chucked in the food bin of “burgers which weren't sold within 15mins”. Wasn’t it?
I liked the tweet in the last thread where she blamed the canal for trying to wreck her life, as if she's not managing that perfectly well on her own. I think the people here are like sports commentators at a really eventful match:
She gets stuck in the basketball hoop.
Canal goes: 'Oh look, Jack's stuck in the basketball hoop. How different. Normally the ball goes in there.'
Jack goes (in her outdoor voice): 'My ball is DEAD'
*Enter the ball*
Jacob Rees-Mogg goes: 'Alleluia, he is risen'
Canal goes: 'Oh look, Jack was wrong about the ball. It's rolling towards the hoop.'
Jack rips the basketball hoop off the stand: 'It was 98% dead. The Poverty killed it.'
Canal goes: 'Oh...well that's unlikely. We doubt basketballs can be killed by The Poverty.'
Defensive Begbie Jack headbutts ball towards Rees-Mogg. It hits his eye. He falls to the ground.
Canal:
Why Mogg Die?
Ball in Eye.
Why you cry?
Rees-Mogg die.
Jack post-game: 'Look at my black eye. I got it fighting The Poverty.'
Canal goes: 'Ask her about the incriminating ring around her stomach! She was stuck in the hoop for half the game.'
Jack goes: THE HOOP IS DEAD.
Canal:
Why you cry?
Hoop don't lie.
And so on, for like 300 threads.
She gets stuck in the basketball hoop.
Canal goes: 'Oh look, Jack's stuck in the basketball hoop. How different. Normally the ball goes in there.'
Jack goes (in her outdoor voice): 'My ball is DEAD'
*Enter the ball*
Jacob Rees-Mogg goes: 'Alleluia, he is risen'
Canal goes: 'Oh look, Jack was wrong about the ball. It's rolling towards the hoop.'
Jack rips the basketball hoop off the stand: 'It was 98% dead. The Poverty killed it.'
Canal goes: 'Oh...well that's unlikely. We doubt basketballs can be killed by The Poverty.'
Defensive Begbie Jack headbutts ball towards Rees-Mogg. It hits his eye. He falls to the ground.
Canal:
Why Mogg Die?
Ball in Eye.
Why you cry?
Rees-Mogg die.
Jack post-game: 'Look at my black eye. I got it fighting The Poverty.'
Canal goes: 'Ask her about the incriminating ring around her stomach! She was stuck in the hoop for half the game.'
Jack goes: THE HOOP IS DEAD.
Canal:
Why you cry?
Hoop don't lie.
And so on, for like 300 threads.
The work of a moment. The pointless, shelf littering tit of a lifetime
Jack leave your filthy mitts off the lad’s stuff, you narc
Sorry but what age is she? So embarrassing.
I would bet my life that the #nowastegarbagebook thread was due today (#earthday) and she's missed the deadline because reasons.
Perhaps they are both her socks and she is being clever….. showing how kind she is and then trying to make a song and dance about being scammed. That’s how much I don’t believe a thing she does
The boxes take up a ludicrous amount of space so instead of, like, throwing them out, just turn them inside out and then they take up ..... exactly the same amount of space. Problem solved 
Dustbin, destination of all food chez bungelow
I’ve got another storage idea…..clear out all the crap and stop buying more!
No need to keep old easter eggs boxes to store crap. Simple eh?!
It's not exactly sturdy cardboard. What a muppet
And don’t they all have… giant holes? Right in the front? By design?
Amazing stuff. I'm going to do this and use the boxes to store my Easter eggs.
Alright soft lad
More like the work of someone off their heads
So universal! Boxes are such a leveller.
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