Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

[TillyMiffin]

THAT MAN isn't the only one encroaching on Jack's niche:

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I met him on holiday in Menorca about 7 years i ago. I’d taken my 3 kids (single mum) and they were all under 10 at the time, he struck up a conversation saying he thought I was brave for holidaying alone with 3 kids. He was lovely I might get this book just to spite Jack

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

THAT MAN isn't the only one encroaching on Jack's niche:

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Double denim? Do you think he is OH?

 

[Gary Baldy]

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Rubber spatula. Completed it mate

 

[StatusWoe]

THAT MAN isn't the only one encroaching on Jack's niche:

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Now she'll have to change it to THOSE MEN. Keep up, Jack.

Mmmmm…. Fatbergs

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Nooo, no it isn't. Stop it. Why is she like this?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I signed up to THAT MAN’s app

 

[JeanBurns76]

She’ll be ripping another radiator off the wall and ruining her Tipp Ex nails when she sees that book cover!

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

The tricky thing now is that even if she did a Patreon welcome message or something, it’s so ludicrously late that it would make the whole thing more conspicuous. As you say @JeanBurns76, it would remind people who might have unwittingly forgotten and don’t look at their bank statements as much! But equally, she’ll be loathe to fess up and say sorry and that she’ll get on with it from now on. She’s really got herself stuck with this one.

 

[Boyo]

Rattle rattle…

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Time to gather up those hunks of bread and recap what we know about Harold:
Access to guinea pigs
Big car
Brass mugs
Brother with chickens
Burgles Jack's clothes
Chooses unsuitable Lego
Dismissive of 90s fragrances
Doesn't drink alcohol
Not on social media (except reflection in photo posted by Jack)
Owns a spatula
Skilled at making cake boards

And what we still don't know:
Whether real or figment of Jack's imagination

 

[Elastoblast]

Time to gather up those hunks of bread and recap what we know about Harold:
Access to guinea pigs
Big car
Brass mugs
Brother with chickens
Burgles Jack's clothes
Chooses unsuitable Lego
Dismissive of 90s fragrances
Doesn't drink alcohol
Not on social media (except reflection in photo posted by Jack)
Owns a spatula
Skilled at making cake boards

And what we still don't know:
Whether real or figment of Jack's imagination

Tbh the makeshift cake board looked as badly wrapped in foil as you'd expect it to be if Cack Monroe had done it....

The tricky thing now is that even if she did a Patreon welcome message or something, it’s so ludicrously late that it would make the whole thing more conspicuous. As you say @JeanBurns76, it would remind people who might have unwittingly forgotten and don’t look at their bank statements as much! But equally, she’ll be loathe to fess up and say sorry and that she’ll get on with it from now on. She’s really got herself stuck with this one.

She's made such a big deal of her forensic attention to detail that it's hard to explain it as a lapse and as she made abundantly clear in recent weeks she's doing this ALL single handedly so can't blame it on a hapless assistant....what a pickle to find herself in or silver skin in the macaroni cheese if you prefer

 

[karenina]

Rattle rattle…

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Look into my eyes. Not around the eyes. Look into my eyes. Crowdfund me a house.

And send a juicer and a sodastream. Ta.

And you're back in the room.

Subtle!

 

[br2491]

Rattle rattle…

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Wanted: Property smaller than 750k Bungalow but big enough to fit 65 skips worth of tit and 3 fridge freezers in. Pref free cos poor, serious responses only TIA

 

[Jacksloppyseconds]

Tempted to sign up for her patreon just to see how much of a tumbleweed fest it is and call her out on it...

 

[FlirtyThirty]

juice pulp? completed it mate. yum

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What the duck?! Like you can sieve a bleeping apple - it would take you HOURS to make one shot of juice!! She’s such a liar.

 

[Boyo]

THAT MAN isn't the only one encroaching on Jack's niche:

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[karenina]

What the duck?! Like you can sieve a bleeping apple - it would take you HOURS to make one shot of juice!! She’s such a liar.

Also seem to remember her having surplus nutribullets in Edinburgh. She gave one to charity. Not that she likes to talk about it.

 

[Ostapbender]

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Jack hates other cooks even more than solid food

 

[Veronicaaa]

These are absolutely terrible numbers when you consider that this is a partnership with yer actual twitter

 

[Sideboard Bob]

There’s a scammer in the replies this tweet. Someone has replied to Jack with their PayPal details, using red squig‘s profile pic and a very similar user name. I’ve reported it to Twitter, but I wonder if Jack will notice.

 

[Ostapbender]

LJC there is nothing Jack already doesn’t own is there? Except ivy in a sock.

No no, Jack doesn't own a juicer #POOR