Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

[Into_the_tunnel]

Excited for broccoli mac and cheese with bacon tonight.

Bet the 2 other people who are having it with her are ~literally~ bouncing around like tigger.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Are the all Imported?

Homegrown. Transport costs, Covid, flooding, drought etc make things very expensive up here. I tend to use a fair bit of frozen veg. I know Jack loves her tins, but personally not a fan of a lot of tinned veg.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Going rogue and off topic to provide a public health warning - in the spirit of Pringles and growlers

DO NOT GOOGLE MR TUMBLE CAR EXHAUST

Oh dear lord I want to!!! But I don't want to

 

[definitelynotvlad]

She’s moved away from lol funny chaoses to genuinely horrible, nasty chaoses. I’ve never used the angry face so often in my life as I have the past few weeks. She’s awful.

Bring back toaster lies & shiny black eyes plz

 

[trancejunkie]

How would we know if Jack really was pregnant?

She will post a go-fund me and an Amazon wishlist for baby stuff, innit.

 

[jordishaw]

Jack's high moral values here again. Soda Stream is made in occupied territories.

If they're THOSE occupied territories, Jack doesn't care and put the boot in to Jeremy Corbyn for caring.

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Sorry but what the fuck would sunflower seed spread taste like? Would it not completely overpower everything in that dish?

Isn't it called vitalite?

 

[jenny2603]

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Muuuuuuuum, you're so EMBARRASSING!

 

[Vanelope]

I eat my feelings, but as a bit of a pov (not on the level she claims just belt tightener style) THATS DAYS WORTH OF SNACKS ya blooming human dustbin get out

Urgh don’t eat in bed - just don’t.

 

[StringyMango]

@Charitas

Jack working in care??
(Ex care home Frau)

 

[HotesTilaire]

How have I only just noticed the Steampunk Cream Soda?! Apologies if it’s been discussed, I’m trying to keep up but work’s BUSY

It was fucking lapsang shite again

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

She’s awake

Spoiler: TW Food stuff

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So much for her £20 meal planning

 

[EllaEm87]

This is a bit off topic but I was thinking the other day about a few years ago when I'm sure Jack said she was trans? Then backtracked it as it was evident attention seeking bollocks...
I've a family member who's trans and when I think about the way Jack seemingly used it as some sort of trend it made me a bit upset. Anyone else have any thoughts on this, she seems. To have tried to smooth it over somewhat ie never mention it again...

She said T made her too randy but she still identifies as trans non binary she/they. She says.

 

[Lazarus]

Hiding her manky nails too.

She’s airbrushed her nails in this, without a doubt.

 

[trueblue222]

She’s the clown shoe that thinks grating cheese onto spaghetti hoops is a meal

 

[StringyMango]

Evening Frauen. I have 8 pages to grunk. For some reason,when we were suggesting pies earlier on it made me think of a wedding party buffet from hell. Hence vol au vents filled with despair.
I may think of some desserts later...

 

[Geetbo]

I don’t always agree with Phillip Proudfoot on twitter but she’s just been owned by him there. It’s been said more than once to her that she actively campaigned against a Corbyn led Govt. Which means she’s part of the problem. She’s basically a selfish attention seeking twat like Owen Jones who criticised Corbyn when it was fashionable to do so then made an attempt at an apology

Her and Jones are two of a kind in my view. Willo the wisps. Flip floppers. Not an original thought in their heads.

Yeah they're two cheeks of the same arse to be sure.

I'm surprised Jack has never turned up on Jeremy Vine's festering turd of a show to talk bollocks actually.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I can see his tweet, I can’t see that reply

Good god!

I have never known in all my life people that are so sucked in by someone. It's like a cult!

Jack won't even sign up for a Tesco Clubcard because that would track what she actually buys compared to what she performatively buys for Twitter, she would implode in the face of the level of scrutiny a political campaign would bring.


There was something last week but it was on a different day to the initial airing, there have been 2 I think.

Oh I agree, the things that even she has called some Mp would make your toes curl, imagine the freak show she would have if someone did the same to her. I just wish sometimes she would out her money where her mouth is, if she thinks she can do a better job than current MPs then crack on, we all know it would be all peformative and triggering akin to Mr farage and the stunts he pulls with irritating the nation by using triggering I'll thought language.

 

[floozifer]

I'm really hung up on the #nowastecookbook

Was it ever mentioned again after this?

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Apparently it's a book.

Whip up some of Jack Monroe’s brilliant no-waste meals with her new “Twitter cookbook”

Turn your unused salad into pesto and curdled milk into soda bread with these quick recipes.

www.stylist.co.uk

 

[Amanda Lin]

Maybe Jack needs to dig out these to help her sleep. The famous sleep mask from thread 1 post one View attachment 1212702

She had to stop because Harold doesn’t like it, too new fangled for his tastes.

He wakes her up at 2 to go to the loo, so she just multi tasks and makes snacks (in the dark of course) ,not on the meal plan because they are free (2am rules)