Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

[Tabitha D]

Nailed it

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WTF is that? And how tiny is that bowl??
Honestly, no one deserves a “meal” as sad and revolting as this. A couple of tablespoons of cold congealed pasta with some blobs of greenish matter. No one.

 

[trueblue222]

Why won’t she be an MP? She would lose. I don’t think any of the main parties would touch her. She wouldn’t pass vetting.

She would need to be accountable in theory. She would need to get off her arse and do some work and she would get nowhere if she stood as an independent as I said earlier.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

What do you think she is going to try for engagement to try to get over the 500k line? I reckon she will be there by tomorrow.

 

[YenE]

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There honestly aren't enough eye rolls in the world for these people

Although I must agree that few others would be able to create such utterly revolting slop from these ingredients!

What has she published exactly? Undercooked pie, baked oats with radiator scraps and poop soup ?

(Because I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been an ACTUAL recipe …. Maybe I’m wrong?!)

 

[br2491]

On her likes is a comment by someone with an EU flag stating how they’d DEFINITELY vote for her if she ran for office

I dunno if I’m delirious with covid or just finding that the jokes write theirselves with her and her ‘fans’

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

So who do we think - celebrity/blue tick wise - has her number, because they are certainly aware of her, but do they know how poisonous and grifty? TD doesn’t count as squiggle but she does know many of them. I’m afraid Nigella may be in the bad books until she atones for the latest chaotic iteration of Jack that she encouraged.

I think…

1 Susie Dent defo one of us
2 Marcusmate
3 Tom Kerridge, Jamie Oliver and all Daily Kitchen chefs
4 Ruth & Eamonn
5 Channel 4 news

who else…

I think there is definitely a food journo WhatsApp group and hopefully they saw what happened last night.

if anyone remembers those two women that were on DKL doing the bbq stuff. In the episode they were saying stuff like bung It in if I remember correctly. They are nice to her face but I think they could see the truth.

 

[maytoseptember]

Is there any concrete proof in salary because it does feel awfully high

I agree, it does. Especially for a young woman of 20/21 with four and a half GCSEs and a background working in nightclubs/cafes.

Come to think of it, she was working in a cafe when she fell pregnant, so at what point did she even start the role with the fire service?

 

[Captainmouse]

Full house on the sidebar, well done fraus

 

[Ostapbender]

Disaster! Southend Vanishes from Map: Budget Cook Says "I Was Hungry"

 

[br2491]

But still no Soda Stream.

Because she donates all her money to the poors and fixes all their ails like a modern day mother Teresa, SHES TIRED & NEEDS FIZZ

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Same, pal. Saaaaaame.

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Don't we all squig, don't we all...

Hey I have been working away in the background today. I have been poorly a d was scared to come on incase I saw something that made me vom more as even nice tasty food is making me boke.

 

[EllaEm87]

I personally wouldn’t do that but I have a back story as to why and one day I will share it. Not now. And it’s not anything to do with me bring a bully online

We don’t like taking it off tattle anyway. Not against squigs. Big companies who have a responsibility towards consumers to do their due diligence however

 

[Orphan_Black]

A like from jack is like being labelled a numpty

It would be a perfect sucker list for any potential scammers. (Unless Jack has rinsed them all dry first.)

 

[Elastoblast]

That eye was so…..sparkly! Did she fall over in Boots?

I hope the very brown index is on paper as we all know how good her maths is.

Written in pencil so she can make corrections and she used all the tippex for the mankicure

 

[Charitas]

That is a lot of food at 2am. I would not manage that on an on my feet most of the night shift.
am discovering ( I say discovering, remembering really) that meal plans do not survive contact with boys on school holidays. Whilst I was working my eldest cooked two part baked baguettes and filled them with ham and mozzarella. Completely ignoring my plans for Findus @like French bread pizza later in the week. He wasn't home alone but his Dad's response to late night snacking is ooh make me some too! Which is how he ended up eating baking spread on toast , because all blocks of fat wrapped in shiney paper are interchangeable. SB never seems to raid the kitchen or eat an entire loaf of toast

 

[Switchstreetz]

Sorry if someone else has already said this (BUSY) but:
Where are the tattoos? Or is it a stunt Jack?

Jack was too busy so they got Ruby Rose in to model as her

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Eek that would be amazing. Never thought to drink a cold cup of sick before, can’t wait to find out what went into it!

It's all in the next book

 

[MooBelle]

So how on Earth did she get that job or is the salary a lie?

Daddy.

 

['EllsBells]

Our local MP is an idiot. They grandstand in the HoC having a go at Bojo and the rest on TV but trying to get them to do anything useful and supportive for their constituents. Pah. (Personal experience talking). Jacksie would Complete It Mate.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She would learn something about working hours if she did, but she won’t because tax dodging, committing fraud and scamming people does not win votes and she would risk being exposed. But she would rather sit on her Mediterranean arse and rake in the funds than actually work

Why doesnt she run for Mp then? It would stoop her being poor and she would be actually doing something worthwhile rather than causing pile ons.