The fingerprints are a conscious design choice. It's how you know it was made with love by a sweaty spite-filled gremlin with whacking great mitts 
Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.
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Wait, what? Is that cake meant to look like my Dad’s allotment?
Jesus Christ, I’ve seen it all.
errrr between this and sticky brown p*o cake, I'm confused. Does Jack think cakes have to be unappetising? Has she somehow, horribly confused cake and poo? What's going on
Are we all looking at a different cake? It's tit.
She can’t cost it because she didn't actually make it. 'Famously frugal' takes an expensive cake and covers it in expensive, unnecessary toppings. And it still looks awful.
Are these outlaws the same as the in-laws she went away with for her and m-i-l’s birthday ?
Lads, the cake has shredded wheat on the top. She made it. And it's absolute crap.
10/10 it’s chocolate and not gross. Pls send 1 or more slices to 1 Tilare St, Tilare.
Hand on heart I can say I've never fancied cake that looked like freshly turned compost.
it's far too structurally sound and nicely presented for it not to be professional! the walls are kitkats!
it's mean to look like soil cos that's where the easter bunny lives!
it's mean to look like soil cos that's where the easter bunny lives!
I'm sitting reading the Waitrose food magazine.... mostly cos I'm kinda fancy.....and it has a recipe for an Easter nest made of shredded wheat mixed with chocolate
It’s a tit cake although that doesn’t matter because you can’t see it for the £2+ of kitkat fingers and the shredded wheat chocolate mess on top.
Jack, crumbled biscuit sand/soil etc has been a thing in cakes for years now, your main character syndrome is getting ridiculous. Also, where’s Dasher, the real rabbit you apparently own?
Jack, crumbled biscuit sand/soil etc has been a thing in cakes for years now, your main character syndrome is getting ridiculous. Also, where’s Dasher, the real rabbit you apparently own?
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If she ate the sweets of the top and scooped the sides to the top and covered the damaged sides with breakaways( there not KitKat's, you can tell by the design on the back) I think we have a contender.
I agree she probably bought the sponge part which we can't actually see. The rest, nope.
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Checks notes….Chocolate orange fudge cake?
This cake is rank btw. I’ve had it.
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Checks notes….Chocolate orange fudge cake?
This cake is rank btw. I’ve had it.
Australian Woman’s Weekly Birthday Cake Book? Completed it mate!
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If she ate the sweets of the top and scooped the sides to the top and covered the damaged sides with breakaways( there not KitKat's, you can tell by the design on the back) I think we have a contender.
Of course you did
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