Jack Monroe #285 Please handle your white male saviours

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I have convinced myself her house has turned into the house from the kid film monster house and it's preparing to eat her. If you know you know. https://giphy.com/CR7yHnmd2tRYc
 
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And as per usual, Jack managed to not mention all her Covid shenanigans. #SouthendSuperSpreader

I can only hope Jack has finally run out of data or phone charge for the day.

OT Jack would want to be Erin but would really be Jenny Joyce.
 
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Lorraine tomorrow "it's great to see you up so early Jack we've got a wee live phone in "
 
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Jack has decided that everyone wants a personal visit from Boris. Not sure what she's basing that on, I can't imagine anything more alarming than the PM popping by, other than maybe Jack popping by with something she'd cooked. She's an absolute simpleton.
 
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Tbh I have more chance of Boris coming here than her.

She’s scared of the North and only waves at it on her way to Edinburgh Waverley.
 
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Tbh I have more chance of Boris coming here than her.

She’s scared of the North and only waves at it on her way to Edinburgh Waverley.
It's all social housing where I am so Jack would be too scared to come here in case a poor touched her or something.
 
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I wonder if she will do her apologies in the same manner? When the time comes, I mean.
 
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Just realised I share the same birthday as Jack, giving me a brief existential crisis even the smol pixie would be proud of.
 
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so! my first time using the template...


In the last thread, Jack spent a lot of money theoretically costing £2,300 for a plate of pasta

She bought to add to the piles of unused tat in the shitty bungalow - not a 50p bag of pasta, that's for sure

She cooked a disgusting plate of banana skin and porridge


She told an improbable anecdote about the kitchen shelves rotting and falling down

She blamed her awful personality on ADHD/tories/terfs/white wingers/Kevin the Tory

She did retweet her own pasta Kevin essay 4 times
 
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25000 steps round the bungalow.
2 round trips to Asda every Sunday.
Lifting weights and rowing on the water rower that she thinks looks posh but actually is rubbish at its job every time she gets annoyed.

No movement there at all.
SHE's DISABLED!!!!
 
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25000 steps round the bungalow.
2 round trips to Asda every Sunday.
Lifting weights and rowing on the water rower that she thinks looks posh but actually is rubbish at its job every time she gets annoyed.

No movement there at all.
...Only if the movement includes tin rattling dear heart.
 
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