Jack Monroe #284 Jack 'Doesn't turn up to every Twitter fight' Monroe

[Vanelope]

Agree every word. I can also discern a pattern of behaviour which I have seen IRL (Your Honour, I am NOT talking about Jack here, but about a recognisable addictive life pattern) whereby the person uses on their own, at home, and gets onto social media givin it large, but then for IRL appointments, such as going into the office, or, say, appearing on TV, are sober or coming down / hungover, and so are noticeably quieter, more compliant, possibly slightly shaky and confused. I used to be like that, and I know others who were too.

It’s hard to think of another reason for the Jekyll and Hyde personalities of real life and online.

 

[blurstoftimes]

still processing the fact that after claiming to be a LITERAL food expert again she immediately admitted her dinner was so nutritionally lacking that she had to eat gruel before bed. It’s like she’s getting stupider with age.

 

[trueblue222]

God, she's a nasty little talentless twit. Always asking people to be nice to her, but gleefully enjoying being vile to someone else

She’s disgusting. This is a person with therapists on speed dial. I’d be giving them a ring this morning. Nasty grifting lying condescending aggressive horror.

How she has the audacity to say she gets bullied online is beyond me. Could you imagine living with that? No wonder Louisa left.

 

[Lazarus]

Wake up everyone! She’s up!

ETA we need to head over to the blog.

EETA- she didn’t come up with ‘white wing’ did she?

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Oh yes Jack, they’re always white aren’t they? Like the current Home Secretary for example.

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[jenny2603]

You want to get out more Soubs Mate.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Just got another email from her. Her new piece is titled "It's Not About The Pasta, Kevin". I'm not reading it as I'm BUSY with my children, we're out for the day doing nice things. Enjoy your fury Jack, have a lovely day!

 

[LavaFlake]

If nothing else Jack has ensured herself a large number of interested viewers for her appearance on Lorraine tomorrow

The thing is she hasn't ever promoted her slots at all Her approach to PR is... interesting.

 

[kachoochoo]

here we go

 

[jenny2603]

Archived link to "Pasta Kevin". Lets not give her rantings more traffic than we need to

It’s Not About The Pasta, Kevin. | Jack Monroe – COOKING ON A BOOTSTR…

archived 12 Apr 2022 08:51:07 UTC

archive.ph

Also: METRO SANITARY TOWEL KLAXON.

 

[Pocahontas]

Righteous fury, silly! Who does she think she is, Samuel L Jackson? Someone get her a Big Kahuna Burger.

 

[bimppy]

I’m confused. Is budget cooking a good thing or a bad thing, jack?

the meals are never that cheap anyway. Her target audience is drunk students surely?

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Can someone screenshot it so we aren’t giving her the satisfaction of multiple hits on her blog/website.

 

[Elastoblast]

What did she do in November with a brand?

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Collab with Tiffany's?

 

[Wooh]

Oh o Michael Portillo
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Say the alleged MP quote in a really posh accent, IT'S SO FUNNY

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Gave up reading it. It’s boring and this is absolute bullying. She’s like a 12 year old that never grew up.

 

[MooBelle]

here we go

Is this a thing or has she spelled this out with pasta on her horrible paper-that-looks-like-wall?

For those wondering what's prompted this it is a Narc rant due to rejection. Something or someone has cast her aside and the narcissistic processing in her brain doesn't understand. She's probably been dumped. Or SB is refusing to see her. I've just caught the end of Lorraine and the 'on tomorrow ' didn't mention her. Super savers may have been dropped. Or the gig given to someone else.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Maybe they haven’t paid you because you didn’t fulfil your contractual obligations, Jack?

Do we need to remind you of the quality of your output for Hellmans, Linda McCartney and Del Monte to name a few?

She is an abuser. Her history bears this out.

How horrible she is and she has the Gaul to call us bullies, none of us have wished you ill pet no matter how twisted you are.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

PARKLIFE

 

[trueblue222]

She talks about UC as if she’s been on it. She hasn’t. I absolutely hate the word yomping. What a load of moronic drivel. I don’t believe for a nanosecond people in trouble financially contact her. Like you are struggling and your first thought is I had better DM jack Monroe. As you were.

plus she’s been stalking Kevin’s insta? . Weirdo.

The absolute audacity of her criticising someone for eating a McDonalds after her plant burger escapade.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Gave up reading it. It’s boring and this is absolute bullying. She’s like a 12 year old that never grew up.

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Agreed. So boring, couldn't get through it and officially gave up as soon as I read the words "I'm autistic". It's always about Jack. Scrolled down the rest of it to see the lovely big tip jar ready and waiting. Wish she'd just duck off.