Jack, do you still have the purchased retro cassette player from last year when we first did this exciting exchange about tapes, lyrics and the olden days?
Jack, do you still have the purchased retro cassette player from last year when we first did this exciting exchange about tapes, lyrics and the olden days?
Tbf that is actually an optional module on that course.Spare a thought for me, I initially misread it as Hedge Fund Lesbian Fisting and thought the aneurysm was upon us.
I love spotting a Herr in the wild.As an academia herr, I’m already imagining an access course in “Transition to Multiple Platform Grifting”, followed by the inevitable joint-degree in “False Advertising and Anachronism History”. There would of course be PG options in “Advanced Gaslighting” and “Hedge Fund Lesbian Fishing”.
Bad news frau, my Dad is in the music biz and apparently Weezer are wankers. Good tunes though.Thank you @Cookiecookie Weezer have a sense of humour. Teenage Dirtbag is pap. So is Jack.
That 'weekend to pull together' the Index always cracks me up. The arrogance. Mocking the existing one for including a leg of lamb and champagne with no concept in her head of the amount of work that must go into compiling it.Morning ninnies. Some #SaturdayStats because I clearly have nothing better to do with my weekend:
It's been 19 hours since Jack told Twitter she was cooking the previous evening's GORGEOUS dinner again in order to photograph and share it.
It's been exactly 11 weeks since she announced the Vainglorious Blimp Index and said it was going to take her "the weekend" to pull together.
It's been almost 3 months since she told her followers she was going to softly, gently, restfully aim to post three new recipes a week (and pinky promised to post the broccoli breakfast pasta recipe later that day). A grand total of zero recipes has been posted.
It's been 3 months and 2 weeks since she claimed a crack team of a dozen tech experts were working round the clock to fix her WordPress site, which is still stuck on a backup from 2018 (she's tapped her followers for repair donations TWICE since then).
It's been exactly 4 months and 1 week since she said she was putting the framed prints of her completely unedited tree photo up for sale "this evening". There is still no trace of said prints in her online shop.
It's been 1 year and 5 weeks since she posted "Good morning from me and my book deadline!" on Twitter. She is still, somehow, editing this same book.
It's been over 1 year and 4 months since she posted an update for her Patreon subscribers (not even a brief "thank you" message after the influx of hundreds of new mugs in February).
https://giphy.com/3o6ZsZyyheZ1dIdyx2
18 months and 1 day since the secret ingredient for my profile pic was ‘coming soon’Morning ninnies. Some #SaturdayStats because I clearly have nothing better to do with my weekend:
It's been 19 hours since Jack told Twitter she was cooking the previous evening's GORGEOUS dinner again in order to photograph and share it.
It's been exactly 11 weeks since she announced the Vainglorious Blimp Index and said it was going to take her "the weekend" to pull together.
It's been almost 3 months since she told her followers she was going to softly, gently, restfully aim to post three new recipes a week (and pinky promised to post the broccoli breakfast pasta recipe later that day). A grand total of zero recipes has been posted.
It's been 3 months and 2 weeks since she claimed a crack team of a dozen tech experts were working round the clock to fix her WordPress site, which is still stuck on a backup from 2018 (she's tapped her followers for repair donations TWICE since then).
It's been exactly 4 months and 1 week since she said she was putting the framed prints of her completely unedited tree photo up for sale "this evening". There is still no trace of said prints in her online shop.
It's been 1 year and 5 weeks since she posted "Good morning from me and my book deadline!" on Twitter. She is still, somehow, editing this same book.
It's been over 1 year and 4 months since she posted an update for her Patreon subscribers (not even a brief "thank you" message after the influx of hundreds of new mugs in February).
https://giphy.com/3o6ZsZyyheZ1dIdyx2
He LEFT!! Well rather, Poca threw him out.I have always been into the rock scene, most of the people I went to college with loved the pants of the frontman from HIM. I didn't share their enthusiasm. I thought it songs were ok but boring, just my opinion. Also Bye Harold it was nice knowing you.
It'll never see the light of day but People still think it already existsThat 'weekend to pull together' the Index always cracks me up. The arrogance. Mocking the existing one for including a leg of lamb and champagne with no concept in her head of the amount of work that must go into compiling it.
Now if she ever mentions it (and I don't believe for one second she has even started it), there are just plaintive self pitying moans about 'it's a lot of work and I'm on my own'.
It will never see the light of day. No loss as it is bound to be quite pointless, but yet again an example of her promising things, getting praise (and in this case a lot of patreons who misguidedly thought they were funding this vital 'work' - thanks Nigella) and then dropping it and hoping it will never be mentioned again.
T'was ever thus...I stopped expecting people to be nice because they produce something I like a long time ago. (Soz v clumsy sentence). Sadly not surprising..Bad news frau, my Dad is in the music biz and apparently Weezer are wankers. Good tunes though.
I remember at the time myself and many others on here saying it would take years to do an accurate representation of the index because A, it would be so large and B, the margins would be so vast. Yet there she was bragging away saying it was "all but a moment"That 'weekend to pull together' the Index always cracks me up. The arrogance. Mocking the existing one for including a leg of lamb and champagne with no concept in her head of the amount of work that must go into compiling it.
Now if she ever mentions it (and I don't believe for one second she has even started it), there are just plaintive self pitying moans about 'it's a lot of work and I'm on my own'.
It will never see the light of day. No loss as it is bound to be quite pointless, but yet again an example of her promising things, getting praise (and in this case a lot of patreons who misguidedly thought they were funding this vital 'work' - thanks Nigella) and then dropping it and hoping it will never be mentioned again.
See, she missed her vocation, lecturer in GMPThey offer “grifting media poorfisher” at schools careers evenings now, dear heart!
Yes I often feel like this too. I wonder if she’d have been more satisfied with a goat leg being on the index.That 'weekend to pull together' the Index always cracks me up. The arrogance. Mocking the existing one for including a leg of lamb and champagne with no concept in her head of the amount of work that must go into compiling it.
Now if she ever mentions it (and I don't believe for one second she has even started it), there are just plaintive self pitying moans about 'it's a lot of work and I'm on my own'.
It will never see the light of day. No loss as it is bound to be quite pointless, but yet again an example of her promising things, getting praise (and in this case a lot of patreons who misguidedly thought they were funding this vital 'work' - thanks Nigella) and then dropping it and hoping it will never be mentioned again.
Another awful overrated dirgeYeah, Molko is calling himself a Nancy Boy, effectively. I'd still expect radio to censor it if they played it though. Although they are quite inconsistent about that sort of thing, so who knows. See the yearly reeeing about Fairytale of New York.
Jack Monroe-Serfs Up!Jack never fact checks, the squigs never fact check, it's like an ever decreasing circle of fact-free information.
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I love the way two of the categories are 'tip jar' and 'donate'Blimey, I didn't realise how bad the 2018 website rollback looked! The title!
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Also, 9p/10p recipes? All of these must be out of date. This is as close to an actual job that you can actually do and it's rubbish! This is what people think they're paying you for. I ran an online jewellery business as a sideline for a while. The website stuff is a bore and eats up time but it's not difficult and DOES NOT take a team of 12 "engineers". Literally full of shit.
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