Probably a world's first: a haiku about utterly honking goat stew.
Boy peers into pan
Forks a chunk of rancid goat
Declared best ever
Lego you didn’t buy him and goat stew
Come on it's obvious it's an early bird special!I'm confused. Is this lunch (very late) or dinner (very early)?
I know she said SB used to go to bed at a ridiculous 7pm but isn't 4.30 ish an odd time for any meal?
EastEnders characters. June Brown, who played Dot, died today.Also who the feck is Dot and Ethel, has she given herself and her new love machine nicknames?!
He's been busy writing his memoirsWe've not had a good howl 'n' claw for ages. I really miss those- they were such a good laugh. Coops has been neglecting his distraction duties a bit lately but as far as we know is still around.
Gosh I didn't know. Bless her. To be honest I did think she had died a few years ago.EastEnders characters. June Brown, who played Dot, died today.
why you blue?Lego you didn’t buy him and goat stew
Haddaway remix
What is love?
Lego and goat stew
Lego and goat stew
No more
needs a bit of work
There was the time recently when Coops was deployed and got fat shamed, plus awkward squigs asked about the kitten, thus the hell site does not deserve his floofiness any more.We've not had a good howl 'n' claw for ages. I really miss those- they were such a good laugh. Coops has been neglecting his distraction duties a bit lately but as far as we know is still around.
Hands up who thinks the OH doesn’t even exist?Squig: "Wow Jack, I didn't know you were seeing someone. That's great, what are they like?"
Jack: "You should be aware that I am fiercely protective of my loved ones and would never discuss them on this hellsite. Oh and before any white wing gutter press start we have three lawyers on speed dial so watch your step."
Or grand parentLucky small boy. He has yet another *parent*.
Ok this person OH is not Greek, no way, never ραν αγία mother of god!Probably an expensive takeaway. I’ve not seen any pictures of this amazing Greek dish, so it’s probably all lies. Maybe the OH is Greek-Cypriot and she’s trying to impress him? Could it be Theo Paphitis? Or Stavros Flatley? I’m moving away from Ian Rush now
Me and my colleagues sometimes play “people who aren’t dead but you wouldn’t be suprised if someone told you they were”Gosh I didn't know. Bless her. To be honest I did think she had died a few years ago.
If he’s not real we have hit peak:Hands up who thinks the OH doesn’t even exist?
Maybe she was encouraged to leaveIndependent living my arse! You left home, sugarplum, We all do it.
Such a song and dance about every bloody thing! You stewed up some dead carcass...in a big pan...well done.I'm thinking about opening a pot of fresh soup but I might wet myself with the excitement.
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Still managing to forget Super Savers.
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