Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[Pavlova]

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Shame the rock tumbler can't stop her cooking in the bloody kitchen!

 

[Pavlova]

The tokens aren't the only things that are fungible (ie, can be interchanged with any other set of AA tokens bought on the internet).

Herbs are fungible in her world. And salt. And rice. And any other foodstuff unless it's tins of fruit.


And, more pertinently, all her partners are extremely fungible.

And her personality @TheDragonWithAFlagon !

 

[jenny2603]

Though they were in exchange for shows via Instagram live. Bet they still have regrets

Well she was paid cash for those, so I'd still count them as freebies or perks as they're over and above her payment.

 

[Jelly Bean]

which kitten :-(

The first one - Sophie/Pretzel.
Jack took herself off to Edinburgh for a few days to wallow get over her grief.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I’ve just resigned myself to the fact that broccoli and pasta are cheaper than cinnamon and granola so…

ETA- pistachios are extortionate and a brownlee brother is flogging them so whoever is waiting for that can basically forget it.

 

['EllsBells]

I love porridge but only made with water (genuine lactose intolerance not grifting for milk for cos play poverty). Add an apple or banana no sugar or honey added (simples). Porridge must not be messed around with. Peanut butter my a***.

 

[Dogmuck]

Serious question. If she has already blocked someone how can they comment on her tweets?

 

[Smeghead]

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Culinary masterpiece. JLC

 

[HotesTilaire]

ETA - sorry this turned into a really waffling rant, should have spoilered. Just find her whole recovery stuff pretty upsetting tbqhwy

I did a sick face reaction for the comment about Jack being a sponsor

 

[HotesTilaire]

Probably an expensive takeaway. I’ve not seen any pictures of this amazing Greek dish, so it’s probably all lies. Maybe the OH is Greek-Cypriot and she’s trying to impress him? Could it be Theo Paphitis? Or Stavros Flatley? I’m moving away from Ian Rush now

Ok this person OH is not Greek, no way, never ραν αγία mother of god!

 

[Cookiecookie]

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My grandma was the same, it's not that unique. If it sat still long enough, the three uncle's would put it between two bits of bread - including Yorkshire puddings, mash, gravy. "There's always bloody bread!" she'd say.

 

[KebabGirl]

I think I’m still horrified by the pet cemetery ruck sack being used 4 days later… View attachment 1170756

It'll have been in a vac sealed plastic bag. Like a leg of lamb from Asda. Not sure I'd want it on a train for several hours though.

All this meaty talk today has me craving a kebab....

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I've never Googled random words as much as I have on these threads!

Hotes knows all the words.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

This is Undertaker Jack, burying the negative tweets and mentions.

Oi oi . . Do you mind not dragging undertakers into Jack's bellendrey, please and thank (space) you

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Don't fret, pet. I'm sure when you're famous enough for these companies to have heard of you they'll leave you alone...if you ask nicely.

Tomorrow's Saver Squad slot must be pre-recorded so none of the sobriety, AA, being bombarded and triggered by alcohol all day long posts can be an excuse for that? Victim staus engaged.

 

[jenny2603]

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I don't work with them but send them emails saying up interested in working with them on alcohol free stuff. Is she just spouting random words now? She can't even keep her story straight over the course of two minutes.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I can only deduce from this fresh (in a manner of speaking) gruel that rather than a rain dance, we did a collective slop dance and now are reaping the terrible, terrible rewards. Also it is quite clear that if they're addressing her as Mr. Monroe in an email, these companies haven't got the slightest clue who she is. That must be nice for them. I hope they never find out.

Btw I can colour code things too, Jack! It must surely be because of autism and not because it's otherwise impossible to keep track of what the heck is going on. Twat.

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Bib thread title nominate toot toot!

 

[Boyo]

OH is super generous right? When was the first breadcrumbing of OH? Did their appearance coincide with shit merch grift? I mean since they’ve been around they’ve been slinging the dollar left right and centre. Never had an OH that’s been that generous that quickly. Lucky Jack and her special talents

Maybe he(?) has a penchant for meat, both low-welfare and unruly?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

At The Ivy, Jack leapt upon the piano and provocatively sang Common People at her fellow diners which 100% happened. Jack seems oblivious to this being a total fail. No one dining at The Ivy is trying to live like common people so we're not quite sure what point Jack was trying to make. Maybe one day she'll spot Camilla Parker Bowles down the chippy and can have another go at musical class war.

She didn’t sing it with Jarvis? I must have also mixed two stories

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Would his dad buy him lego flowers?

Who knows! But Jack wouldn't have a problem lying about him having done so, I'm pretty sure of that