Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[EllaEm87]

Same with porridge! Seems to fall out of my stomach en masse and leaves me absolutely starving.

 

[Captainmouse]

Is there anything that Jacksie doesn't know?

She doesn’t know about fulfilling her obligations

 

[Smeghead]

April 2022
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December 2020
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New content, please.

Thread title nomination

 

[Switchstreetz]

je déteste la nourriture

je fais de la musculation.

je peux banc du presse la reine SIFFLER SIFFLER

(sorry that's the closest equivalent Google could find for me )

 

[Smeghead]

I thought her GP was rubbish and told her to go for a walk.

Maybe she means the dietician, nutritionist or one of the three psychiatrists on speed dial?

 

[Lazarus]

3) Does residual grime on the spoon count as protein?

i'm not sure, Jelly Bean, but i'm almost certain the goat under her nails could be included.

 

[instacharlie]

I am 334% convinced that she has one of those self improvement Word a Day books or calendar. She's always throwing in FANCY words but not quite using them correctly.
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I've never Googled random words as much as I have on these threads!

 

[Lazarus]

Out of all the fantastic wee independent restaurants she could boost, of course she has to say a supermarket.

Yes, but she wouldn't want to ruin the impression that she can't afford to eat out.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Doesn't feel great to say it, but yeah it is .

I know. I hate to say it was my first thought as soon as I saw her post it.

Could it be the therapist themselves? Just wondering!

Good lord I hope not 🫠

 

[JombleWomble]

Every so often I get the notion to start a world cup of Jacks so we can find out once and for all which one is the worst but like Jack faced with honouring a commitment I look at the work involved and rapidly lose interest. Please sign up to my Patreon.

Every so often I'm tempted to make a list of my Jack favourites. Favourite blatant lie, favourite elevenerife moment etc, so that I don't forget all thr moments that make me the most. I'm not forensic-brained to store all this info otherwise you see. Maybe we can all share our highlight list at the end of the year? As a little supplement to the Sloppies (which I missed last year so I'm already very excited about!)

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Captainmouse]

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Yeah right! all your meds and rehab was courtesy of nhs? It wasn’t. either you guilted someone, or it was the poor old pay pigs yet again

 

[TillyMiffin]

Mine too. Is it weird that my boyfriend is on my laminated list?
boyfriend, Jarvis, Louis Theroux, a young Michael Caine, please and thank you.

It’s a list of people (usually) famous who you are allowed to have grown up cuddles with

“grown up cuddles” has tickled me.
A friend of mine used to call or*l s*x ‘special kisses’

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I'm confused. Is this lunch (very late) or dinner (very early)?
I know she said SB used to go to bed at a ridiculous 7pm but isn't 4.30 ish an odd time for any meal?

Come on it's obvious it's an early bird special!

Also who the feck is Dot and Ethel, has she given herself and her new love machine nicknames?!

Also who the feck is Dot and Ethel, has she given herself and her new love machine nicknames?!

Also who the feck is Dot and Ethel, has she given herself and her new love machine nicknames?!

 

['EllsBells]

Didn't I say Jack's new OH is a pensioner - just look at their viewing habits and tell me they can't get a free bus pass.

Waiting for Jack to start quoting from The Goon Show and reminiscing about Dixon of Dock Green.


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Two bathrooms and a starlift

It will be confirmed when she starts mentioning Nostalgia TV comedies like Sorry, Watching and Oh, No It's Selwyn Frogett (Forces TV) and naned dramas on ITV3.

 

[Wooh]

How to cook solids.

Things Jack doesn't know (2):

• how to eat vegetables that are not limp, old or at all

 

[Pantomimehorse]

Also the awful public outpouring of grief with kitten. Declaring kitten to have been the purist most unconditional love she had ever known and that her life was empty without it. Stuff like that must be appalling for your child to read.

which kitten :-(

 

[humpty.]

It's possibly a bit naïve to suggest that turning off microphones and tracking cookies will prevent all targeted advertising.

Especially if you may have bought it before and website has new stock in

 

[Lazarus]

1. The landlady
2. The Brother
3. The ex-partner of SBs dad

1. LJC
2. Landlady
3. SB’s dad

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Also, I have been trying to count the 4 types of protein in this slop, as stated by our Jackie.

So far, I have got
1) (shit cooking) bacon
2) peanuts in the PB and chopped nuts
3)……?
4)……?

What am I missing??

Thank(space)you

Oats are a source of protein, in that they have protein in, moreso than most other cereals, but I wouldn't recommend them for someone seriously interested in increasing their protein intake