Jack Monroe #27 Jack's career move after cooking with cans? Who’d have thought it would be OnlyFans?

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I was thinking the same thing after reading her latest offerings on The Twatter.

Is there nothing this woman hasn’t done?
God I cannot stand how she personally inserts herself into everything - of course Jack is the most upset by Grenfell because of all her experience etc etc etc. It must be unbearable to be in a room with her for more than 10 minutes.
 
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Lovely she’s received her book, she must be genuinely over the moon

(But also RIP her tummy poor girl x)
Is this one of the only examples where someone’s number one fan is the lovely grounded sane one? I mean, if you were going to do a Death of Versace style drama inspired by Jack, Jack’d be the one travelling through the country on a misguided fib fuelled rampage. By all rights Nims would be chilling in the Miami beachside mansion, pottering about innocently rinsing her beans.
 
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I just popped my lickle head in to say, Hausfrau, love you all, honestly I really do, we might be a cabal of awful hell trolls but you're the best cabal of hell trolls on this side of the Internet, I'm sending love, hugs, positivity, good vibes, whatever it is you might need, I'm willing it your way.... 💜


JACK YOU'RE STILL A bleeping THUNDERCUNT 🖕🏻☺
 
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God I cannot stand how she personally inserts herself into everything - of course Jack is the most upset by Grenfell because of all her experience etc etc etc. It must be unbearable to be in a room with her for more than 10 minutes.
I’m reminded of years ago when Sarkozy was president of France and claimed to have been at the fall of the Berlin Wall. That was one (potential) lie and attempt to centre himself and he got destroyed online - journalists investigating the authenticity of the photograph and the birth of a meme in which people would photoshop Sarkozy’s face into all sorts of historical scenes

Obviously Sarkozy was a much more prominent figure than Jack but I wonder if she’s aware that her success could also lead to her downfall. If she keeps acting like this, more attention will lead to more sceptics picking apart her lies and calling out her narcissism. Internet call-out/cancel culture is rife and it would only be a matter of time. Even if she managed to rein it in from now on (unlikely, she can’t help herself), with cases of people being called out for things that happened over a decade ago does she have a chance?

I think on some level she’s aware of this danger and it might help to explain her (perhaps subconscious) self-sabotage. Growing in popularity would expose her to critics, weaken her echo chamber, and mean that she would have further to fall

(Not necessarily saying I agree with cancel culture as it’s often toxic but just observing and speculating re: Jack)
 
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I was thinking the same thing after reading her latest offerings on The Twatter.

Is there nothing this woman hasn’t done?
I think nobody asked her to turn up, I heard the whole place was inundated with volunteers.

The bit about her making phonecalls to 'experts'made me laugh. I imagine they were all thinking in their heads 'duck off Jack, I've got work to to''. And she still seems bitter that no newspaper wanted to publish her demented ravings.

Jack's Film choices, I think she pretends to like all the depressing worthy Ken Loach genre, but secretly prefers Superhero movies . Although if she saw Lion it made her cry.

Thank the Lord for that! I bet superfan is bursting with joy!
 
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I'm still confident that my offer to eat Jack's chicken porridge if superfan got her second copy is quite safe 🐔
 
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The 200 units of booze. I recall she liked whisky so that's 5 bottles of whisky at week, at a cost of at least £100 a week. How did she afford that? And more importantly how did she look after her son? She is small, 5 bottles of whisky would have made her very drunk all of the time. How she didn't neglect her son during that time is unbeknown to me. (Probably because it was bullshit).
A bottle of 70cl whiskey has 28 units of alcohol. 5 bottles would be 140 units, so more if she was drinking 200 units a week thatis 7 bottles of whiskey a week. Bullshit. She was taking her son to school daily was she not? If she was that boozed up someone would have smelled her.
 
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She’s no stranger to onlyfans type work

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link to tweet behind spoiler. Contains part nudity some might be offended by
tbh



tbh
I’m not offended by nudity. I’m offended by the sharing of this bottom of the barrel twitter account. I reported your post because I feel uncomfortable with it and don’t think it has a place here. It’s your first post here too. 🤔
 
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"humble generosity" are two words I would categorically not associate with Jack.

Deeply uncomfortable with poster above trying to out her as having done porn stuff, though. duck off back to a Zoo magazine forum in 1998.
I've reported it, hopefully it will be removed.
 
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Im sure there was another account on one of these platforms with the danny dogs dinner account?
 
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I’m not offended by nudity. I’m offended by the sharing of this bottom of the barrel twitter account. I reported your post because I feel uncomfortable with it and don’t think it has a place here. It’s your first post here too. 🤔

Snap. It adds nothing to an otherwise measured forum, and could be used by Jack to negatively characterise Tattle. Unless of course Jack posted it herself.
 
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Registered nurse here who regularly looks after people withdrawing from alcohol. If she was drinking 200 units of alcohol a week as she claims before going sober there is NO WAY she would have been able to safely go cold turkey from that amount. She would either have had to have reduced her intake gradually or had medical intervention/supervision over a few days. We assess someone for symptoms of alcohol withdrawal every 90 minutes, giving them diazepam to ease the symptoms and also reduce the risk of seizures/delirium tremens. She would also have had to have IV / IM injections of thiamine / B vitamins in order to prevent brain damage. Either she went for an inpatient detox or she's exaggerating how much she drank every week. Alcohol withdrawal can be fatal if not managed properly.
 
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I haven’t kept up to date with Jack’s more recent threads ( back to work proper ) but has Superfan shaved her hair off.....like Jack?😲
 
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