Jack Monroe #261 Serial loser

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Why on earth would she bleach the whole lot again only to cover it in a dark red, it would've covered perfectly as it was and a dark root looks lovely with it. Why am I questioning the decisions of an absolute dung beetle? Why is she taking selfies in the bathroom while the publisher sits looking through precisely nothing as Jack didn't bring anything to show? 🤣
 
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I am completely indifferent about her hair, even though it still looks like a goat ate the back of it. Her photoshop is amazing though.
 
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In other news Russia invades Ukraine.
Crude oil prices are soaring, I've just filled up with diesel at £1.57 a litre, but, you know, Asda has wasted shelf space putting the budget/value ranges back into all stores - even those in affluent areas where the demand for said is minimal at best.

Jack is totally one of those people who when you say 'I love that top hen' replies with ' primark £3.50' rather than just 'thank(space)you'
 
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My hands are perfectly functioning, my hair is a similar colour, but a bit longer - Whenever I dye mine, I have splodges EVERYWHERE, and for a couple of days I have a dodgy looking hairline, a splattered neck and usually red boobs where it's splodged there too. I generally miss a bit too, and where it is on my "virgin" roots looks quite different to the rest of my poor abused hair.

How as weak, pathetic, arthritic, immobile jack managed to get it so even and clean?!

A) She didn't do it
B) She has none of the aforementioned ailments
C) She's photoshopped the tit out of the photo
 
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My hands are perfectly functioning, my hair is a similar colour, but a bit longer - Whenever I dye mine, I have splodges EVERYWHERE, and for a couple of days I have a dodgy looking hairline, a splattered neck and usually red boobs where it's splodged there too. I generally miss a bit too, and where it is on my "virgin" roots looks quite different to the rest of my poor abused hair.

How as weak, pathetic, arthritic, immobile jack managed to get it so even and clean?!

A) She didn't do it
B) She has none of the aforementioned ailments
C) She's photoshopped the tit out of the photo
And it was her shoulder that was really bad recently too! Things I absolutely could not do with a recently very painful shoulder: bleach hair, colour hair. All that shoulder/hand action to wash each step out! Doesn't bear thinking about, but she's full to the brim of bull
 
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The colour is fine, the cut is still horrible.

But...it's a very common colour of dye? I mean common as in popular, widespread, not in a head classist way. Like, it's a perfectly nice colour, but it's about as controversial as painting your walls beige? After yesterday's build-up, I was expecting so much more.
 
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The colour is fine, the cut is still horrible.

But...it's a very common colour of dye? I mean common as in popular, widespread, not in a head classist way. Like, it's a perfectly nice colour, but it's about as controversial as painting your walls beige? After yesterday's build-up, I was expecting so much more.
That's what I meant by 'basic'. It's not derogatory, but, I really was expecting some awful patchy vimto number. It's a standard colour. Her eyebrows need something though to stop looking washed out.

Is it all just a tactic to excuse her silliness of forgotten homework?
 
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