Jack Monroe #261 Serial loser

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So there was no hair hoo haa at all then? She's just dyed it red. Why not just say I wanted to dye it red? There's no bbq sauce colour, no purple. There's no shock to see that colour hair on someone. Why does everything have to be so dramatic??
*Goes off to scrub every trace of red from hair*
 
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Limey

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it is 5:16PM in the UK, and we have not had Ukrainian Jack yet? Is she off sick?
 
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jenny2603

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A thought occurs me. Yonks ago when I get fed up with dyed white blonde hair and wanted to go dark again, I was advised to dye my hair red then brown to get a better colour. This was all using box dyes at home. I picked a red colour I liked and had used previously on my hair when it was dark. It looked bleeping horrendous over the blonde and it was quite a relief to crack open the darker dye and cover it. I am calling bull on the home hair dyeing here, though I am fully prepared to believe she cut it herself.
 
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ChickenPorridge

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Yes it makes sense to fill the pigment back into the hair, if you went straight from blonde to brown it can look very wishy-washy/turn a greenish tinge. Makes absolutely NO sense as to why she would bleach it all again first though but ah well, think of the attention she'll get for a few mins when she shaves it all off again in a week
 
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traumatised sideboard

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RE: hair dyeing, she's obviously forgotten about her commitment to fighting nudge-hiss-erosion which I've personally always found is a massive problem when I go and get my outrageous and abhorrent undercut tidied up.
 
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DisgruntledGoat

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I mean the fact that she claims she managed to turn her roots ginger is proof that she didn’t do the bleaching first time around. If she had managed to get it that silvery grey so well the first time, she’d have just bought the same volume bleach and left it on for the same amount of time and it’d work fine. And it lifts really fast close to your scalp because of the warmth of your body. Tbh I called bull on a self-dye at the time because it’s hard to get hair that dark to lift properly.

And agree on the shoulders: no chance could someone with arthritis which has plagued them for weeks be painting bleach on and showering it off properly. Her lies are absolutely out of control at the moment.

Just say you went to the hairdressers numerous times, you daft cow, none of the squigs have noticed that you have tens of thousands of pounds of bleeping sideboards in your house so they won’t be pissed at you going to Toni & Guy on the reg.

She looks like absolute tit tbh, knackered and manic. Deffo on the bevs again, or the J1g.
 
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Onestorytoomany

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I mean she's very ordinary isn't she, to think she thinks a few tatts, different coloured hair and being puppy brained is interesting.


Also today on my walk home I walked passed about six people with half and half hair, you know like harlequin except different colours. She still way behind the fashion! As Reddy/ purply hair is quite normal now. 🤔🤔
 
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ChactFecker

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Limey said:
it is 5:16PM in the UK, and we have not had Ukrainian Jack yet? Is she off sick?
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She's still googling how this can be BoJos fault.
Even so there will be no mention of how a Labour government under Lord Marxist Corbyn wanted to completely decommission trident and the UKs entire nuclear deterrent.
 
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Into_the_tunnel

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Onestorytoomany said:
I mean she's very ordinary isn't she, to think she thinks a few tatts, different coloured hair and being puppy brained is interesting.


Also today on my walk home I walked passed about six people with half and half hair, you know like harlequin except different colours. She still way behind the fashion! As Reddy/ purply hair is quite normal now. 🤔🤔
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Completely off topic and sorry for derailing but this reminds me of when I started to watch the Food Network (and Ina ❤) and was introduced to the wonders of half and half.

WTF is half and half?

Still don’t really know, but I nod along when Ina uses it along with bittersweet chocolate.
 
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Onestorytoomany

Onestorytoomany

Into_the_tunnel said:
Completely off topic and sorry for derailing but this reminds me of when I started to watch the Food Network (and Ina ❤) and was introduced to the wonders of half and half.

WTF is half and half?

Still don’t really know, but I nod along when Ina uses it along with bittersweet chocolate.
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Back home a half an half was half rice half chips with curry sauce😂
 
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usefullyuseless

usefullyuseless

Into_the_tunnel said:
Completely off topic and sorry for derailing but this reminds me of when I started to watch the Food Network (and Ina ❤) and was introduced to the wonders of half and half.

WTF is half and half?

Still don’t really know, but I nod along when Ina uses it along with bittersweet chocolate.
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It's half milk, half cream. 😊
 
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colouredlines

colouredlines

Into_the_tunnel said:
Completely off topic and sorry for derailing but this reminds me of when I started to watch the Food Network (and Ina ❤) and was introduced to the wonders of half and half.

WTF is half and half?

Still don’t really know, but I nod along when Ina uses it along with bittersweet chocolate.
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Americans tend to use cream in coffee rather than milk, so this is their healthy option. 😳

On-topic: remember American Jack? That was a fun week.
 
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