Jack Monroe #261 Serial loser

[heretoreaditall2019]

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This dig seriously ducks me off - as long as I live I will track this cretin’s Patreon uno. Even into the afterlife.

I’m not against Patreon. We subscribe to many creators on it. I tip rando boiler blokes on YouTube cos they save me a £90 call out fee to check some basic error code. My husband is known in a niche (which is not how we make our livings) and anything anyone under 30 does he buys, shares, or supports literally silently behind the scenes unlike Jack because he has decorum and isn’t a talentless moron so can make money legitimately not doing dumb duck aff links, also unlike Jack. Like duck OFF suggesting the issue is not supporting content creators, what the issue is is people living pay cheque to pay cheque paying for a landlord’s daughter to rent a 3 bed to herself you stupid bleeping idiot??

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She was never shut away or forgotten about?!! Wtf

How could anyone forget her, she's on Twitter all the live long day! She even got to the point where she tweeted for the sake of tweeting. I mean come on!

The forgotten people were the old or disabled who could not access the outside world you numpty!

 

[Orphan_Black]

We need less bull and more pics of BBQ sauce hair, thankyou please, Jack.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Pocahontas]

Hate it when she describes herself as disabled and vulnerable. ‘Shut away’ must be a euphemism for being on the telly for two weeks during lockdown.

If that budget tit modern tips book ever sees the light of day, and people actually choose to buy it? They may as well fill out a tick box next to their card details.
Are you what’s known as the stupid general public?
Yes.
Yes.

 

[Toffee finger]

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[Onestorytoomany]

extra extra read all about it!

 

[Veronicaaa]

She was claiming second gen immigrant not so long ago #forensic

 

[ChactFecker]

I would absolutely Love, love, love to see her try to fill in the PIP forms.

The Incredulous, shin kicking, CNUT

 

[Orphan_Black]

I would absolutely Love, love, love to see her try to fill in the PIP forms.

The Incredulous, shin kicking, CNUT

She'd have to open the envelope first! And then hold a pen, she's DISABLED!

(Can't do it online, she's not a shred of tech in the crappy bungalow)

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

I've never seen purple BBQ sauce but OK.

Only available in Asda Shoeburyness (33p).

 

[MancBee]

I've never seen purple BBQ sauce but OK.

You've not seen Jack's home made BBQ sauce, have you?

 

[ChactFecker]

She'd have to open the envelope first! And then hold a pen, she's DISABLED!

(Can't do it online, she's not a shred of tech in the crappy bungalow)

Section 1) Please list your ailments:

Please see attached moleskin notebook for (self) diagnosed list

 

[YenE]

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Y tho

Why???? She will have destroyed the professional colouring that she just had done. Honestly I am irrationally annoyed at her over this.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She was claiming second gen immigrant not so long ago #forensic

She’s probably first gen because she couldn’t afford a five bed on her parents’ road so has to live nearer to an Asda than a Waitrose

And let’s not pretend being white or white passing doesn’t make a ridiculously huge difference to the (2nd, 3rd, infinite gen) immigrant experience and monetise that identity Ruth and Eamon good luck sweeties x

 

[Pavlova]

Grunking...but I am so looking forward to the new book. It's going to be like Harry Enfield's Mr Chumley-Warner all over again. I keep hooting and fizzing out loud

 

[Arsov Cooper]

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Struggling to keep up; that's pretty gross if it means what I think it does. I too have a pantone chart, from which I could post far more alarming urine colours.

Not sure if on-topic/off-topic or if anyone's posted this recently...

Spoiler: Exciting news, Fraus

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...-gets-makeover-Artists-spruce-dull-scale.html

I also cherish the memory of one of those "fly-on-the-wall" doctor's surgery TV shows. 'Your wee should be the same colour as wine. Well, not red wine, obviously.'

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Lest we forget 'sleeping in a car park behind the YMCA' PoorFace Jack.

 

[jenny2603]

I would absolutely Love, love, love to see her try to fill in the PIP forms.

The Incredulous, shin kicking, CNUT

Genuinely astonished she hasn't, not because she'd get anything, people who should be getting help don't so she'd be sussed out very quickly. But I though she'd want to treat us to the full Jackastory about the medical examination where she was held down and screamed at to shut her legs and get a job before booting the examiner in the face and ripping a radiator off a wall.

 

[YenE]

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Jack and her incredible done it all rears it’s head again.
Yeah she is legitimately getting on my bits this evening