Jack Monroe #260 Stop trying to make macro philanthropy happen, it’s not going to happen

[People-huv-tae-know]

Just because I can’t resist a good Instagram scroll and just for you , found this gem nestled between all the salad bag pesto shots (nothing about JO that I can see) and marmite scones. Those were the days my friends.
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Puketastic!

 

[Five hundred dogs]

it’s the inexplicable egg

Too early?

 

[Candytuft]

Wasn’t there photos of Joan Crawford “ sleeping “ with her Oscar ?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Inventing Anna, Jack. That’ll do.

Spoiler: Inventing Anna spoiler

We need the take down from Dr Greene (before he fell for the phone call) to be done to our Jack. I sat there and thought “do this to Jackie, do this to Jackie.”

 

[Orphan_Black]

I tried that once, but they came out soggy.

But I probably did something wrong

Spoiler: Spud talk

I really wouldn't know, I do wedge them in, hence doing 8 at a time, it's where they rest on the inside of the pot is where they get crispy. That's the only thing I can think. I also cook them in microwave from frozen, but then put them in oven whilst I sort toppings. That helps crisp them up a bit too.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Supervised visits? Nah- don’t think that’s the case at all. She’d be making more of a deal about it if that was the case and if it was SB’s dad - she’d say so. She ain’t got no trouble talking about him

I don't know about her situation at all, I do know of a friend who haddrinking problems. Ie was an alcoholic they had to have supervised visits. I don't know all the ins and outs though!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I brought something up reading that

I can only apologise

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Why did she only get half of a poo-nanni?

Stingy bugger could have sprung for 2. I think you get a pack of four in Asda for £1

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She's definitely drinking again. Her spirit lingers.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Welcome to my home and my pebble dashed bathroom.....

Also it looks like she hangs her washing up to air dry, hence the random assortment. It can drop into the sink and saves space for tat on the benches. I don't do this but that's my guess!

 

[Clarends]

Grabs a brief moment in the sun like this Asda PR stunt

For thread title

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Boo hoo, working telly!
Does the world really deserve these boring, protracted mind dumps?

Genuine question: Do/will food banks accept boxes of lateral flow tests? That's one for the English viewers.

 

[Skyfall]

I honestly think it's SB's dad. She has to have supervised visits only for some reason now (imo). Maybe something to do with the catastrophes over new years?

Supervised visits? Nah- don’t think that’s the case at all. She’d be making more of a deal about it if that was the case and if it was SB’s dad - she’d say so. She ain’t got no trouble talking about him

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Was just having a look at twitter and the TD’s timeline. I saw this reply and it was in response to someone discussing that Anna documentary and likening them to Little Mx Poverty. It sums up my feelings perfectly!

@TurnedUpInTipp?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

@JeanBurns76
I had to Google Poundland as I've never seen one.
Apparently, it's called Dealz here and would be a trip to Dublin for that!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

I wonder if she does donate her fees to Trussell Trust?

we've never seen them receipts.....have we?

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Off-topic cat chat. I buy the animal mince from a butcher and mix it with chopped root vegetables, rice, pasta and boil it up for the dogs and they have it with dried dog biscuits. Not sure if it would be a good idea for cats as they need taurine in their diet.
You can buy a slimming world version of cat kibble though

Cheers! I'll do some forensic research and see if it'll work out. Saves the environment AND my sanity if it's doable. The slimming world cat biscuits is something I may well have to look into an all

 

[Wooh]

@Geetbo I would use the internet!

 

[EllaEm87]

Black pudding crumb for the fish? I joke about black pudding crumb but she's such a maverick that she's actually gone and bloody done it!
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She’s not done it yet! On the list there is hope.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Agreed. Gold slopbot medal for services to the canal, dear heart.
Yes she has blathered on before about going back to work in a supermarket if the fame all went away. Last time she worked in one she learned about curing meat on the deli counter. Also she thinks she could be a teacher for those children with severe problems who are taken out of mainstream and go to the Pupil Referral Unit school. She wouldn’t last until lunch.

She wouldn’t make it to first break