Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe
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great. another hashtag to be softly, gently forgotten
#JackAndTheirBeansTalk
My god I almost wet myself reading that
How did she confuse mung beans with black beans? Mung beans are green, black beans are... black. Maybe her mung beans are very old?
Does she not bother labelling up all her jars of prop food?How did she confuse mung beans with black beans? Mung beans are green, black beans are... black. Maybe her mung beans are very old?
Oh duck off, Jack. You made a huge deal about how you were trans and taking T a few years ago, the non binary then back to being a woman now back to non binary. If you are a woman who looks like a woman then people are going to assume you are a woman, however if you have publicly said you are not a woman then folk are going to be confused.
Also women with masculine/ androgynous names are not uncommon. Jo short for Jodie or Josephine, Jack short for Jacqueline, Sam short for Samantha so most people wouldnt' bat an eyelid about it. Look at Lionel Shriver the author who used a male name to be taken more seriously and has used it permanently. Nobody gives a duck and she doesn't go on about it.
I bet if someone commented on her E cups then she would quickly be shouting at them for misogyny (not that commenting on folks breasts is appropriate anyway but she seems to think he should have been looking at her tits).
I believe the gender thread was triggered by the Mumsnet thread a few days ago which we commented about here. The thread started asking what her gender was now in a fairly innocent way.
I missed Tattle yesterday because was BUSY but no surprises the Virtous Beermat index didn't appear despite the team of statisticians etc working on it. Cue loads of distraction boiled sweets, arthritis, actually posting some of the recipes she said she would.
And still the squigs are on the whole admiring her although it is nice to see some dissenting voices.
Where's Mini, surely a kitten would be a brilliant distraction right now.
The Mung Bean Era cometh, the Oily Fish Era is over.
Maybe she accidentally bought eleventy hundred pallets along with the stock cubes?How did she confuse mung beans with black beans? Mung beans are green, black beans are... black. Maybe her mung beans are very old?
Flick my bean Jack could be with us a while
I mean I'm no cook but I'm fairly sure I can tell the difference. Also there's a squig somewhere on that thread apologising for thinking it was an infestation before they read the commentary, which nearly killed meHow did she confuse mung beans with black beans? Mung beans are green, black beans are... black. Maybe her mung beans are very old?
Meanwhile on Instagram.
So if they came in a bag labelled MUNG BEANS how did she manage to confuse them?
'You just know I'm gonna pretend to be extremely nerdy about this but bollox it up like I always do'
I am not here for bean Jack and her stupid hashtag. #JackAndTheirBeanBullshit more like
Just about to type the same thing. It’s almost like it was all a made up story…
She claims to be a foodie!!!! Can't even identify labelled ingredients properly.
Her eyes really were squiffy last night....
Wow, you can ping beans in the microwave? I thought you had to leave them lying about in an old thermos on account of the poverty.
We've been away for our anniversary, have I missed the Vestigial Bollock Index dropping?
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