Is she suggesting the demand for her clothing has wiped out Teemill’s entire supply of blank merch, or does she think people are stupid? Could really be either.
Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack
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Anyone who uses a Constance Langdon quote is alright by me!!
Ps. Why isn’t she saying anything about the energy price rises?
@FlirtyThirty its from Jack’s Enid Blyton phases when she’s hooting and fizzing at stuff. The Canal transform that toGrift aid is the funniest thing I’ve read today!! I want to say owls and fizzing but I’m not entirely sure what that means
I'm way behind but convinced the bloody awful poem and tip jar rattle are because she's green with envy over the amount of money the squiggles have coughed up for the fascist merch.
It could have been hers if it wasn't for those pesky food bank users
It could have been hers if it wasn't for those pesky food bank users
I understand why the payment takes 30 days to come through, but it’s an awful long time for people to forget about the receipts...
I’d be willing to pay a smol amount of UK cash money to a squiggle who would just ask “what about gift aid?”
Personally I think it might all be too public for this. I have a very bad feeling. If the foodbank don't want anything to do with it, she will have to refund the patrons and probably the company.Just chiming in with worries that NONE of the raised TT funds will even hit their accounts.
Jack is going to keep it all now (probably out of spite from being publicly called out).
So a double bubble of Patreons and her tat profits. Kerching Jackie
Pure speculation and in my opinion the right thing to do.
It’s in my diary though...
Maybe she's just waiting for Octopus Energy to get back to her ref a sequel to her heartwaing and educational 'yes! It's a Killowat Hour!' video
Omg. She’s actually bare faced lying then no? What a bloody idiot she is. This is bleeping hilarious though to watch the greedy little narcissistic smol pixie get her self into the tit.
I actually love this, hotes week
Monday take stuff to dry cleaners
Tuesday rinse beans
Wednesday check the price of pasta
Thursday buy some urban decay
Friday check it's pay day
What happened to her famously forensic attention to detail? It's in the papers and on the telly box and everything.
Cue ADHD puppy brain malfunction excuse.
Cue ADHD puppy brain malfunction excuse.
<Insert eye roll gif>
She's also been praising her therapy, meds and sobriety being all level and good.
Send cattos and doggos (and your hard cash).
I second this. And will throw in a homemade sticky brown poo if they say grift aid.I’d be willing to pay a smol amount of UK cash money to a squiggle who would just ask “what about gift aid?”
I believe that someone (TT
) has spoken to her not only about attaching their name to the campaign but also about the potential distress caused by the wording of some of her #jackmerch I'm thinking she's back to the drawing board in terms of slogans, whether to gung ho carry on with it now she no longer has their blessing or thinking how to tame it down with no big charity attached and still make money and achieve Groucho level stardom again.
Thinking of Groucho, illness and j1g, wonder if she fancies herself as a smol Stephen fry but less clever and more campaigny
Another filmic reference which feels relevant today
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