Jack Monroe #250 Jack Monroe’s Patreon is a scam

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Jelly Bean

Vanelope said:
You ordered that yourself

don’t lie

you have a shopping addiction and no friends
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Whoever bought it what a complete waste of fucking money. Costs more than pasta I'm sure. But nice to flaunt it. Prat.

TD is a fucking star.
 
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BlendedSlop

Silver Linings said:
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I thought you were disappearing for the next few weeks to empty the Cotswold Co showroom "crunch the numbers" for the Vinegar Bandstand Insole?

Just take your extra ££££ and FUCK OFF.

I couldn't help thinking, as I was retching over the sink this morning due to anxiety nausea at the thought of logging on and doing another Monday at my full-time, stressful and modestly-paid job, of Jack lolling in her pit in her massive, beautiful home as she counts the extra thousands appearing in her bank account in return for doing ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL.
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

I'm trying to find a charity I can donate to in Jack's name like the Americans do for 'Planned Parenthood' and Mike Pence (Or any other right-wing knobber!)
 
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TraceyJacks

“Guided by god with a righteous fury and a biro as my sword.” New theory - she literally thinks she is Jesus (see: all the fish and martyrdom.) She thinks she is feeding the poor (via nutrient dense media appearances and tweets) but like a scammy modern day church she’s actually just pocketing the tithings. This is also why she pretends to wear old shoes - Jesus was known for his tatty sandals, and why her laugh is like that (it’s mimicking the donkey in the stable which was the first thing she heard after being born.) My only hope at this point is that herself, Nige and the squigs all get raptured to fuck.
 
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Hollaaa

bladiesla said:
Also big lols when she does not want to include Lidl/Aldi, but made a big fuss about finding some shit she likes at an obscure Nisa somewhere.
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Nisa is owned by the Co-op, which I didn't realise/have any interest in, until I went googling as a result of Jack mentioning Nisa.
 
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Captainmouse

JombleWomble said:
What makes Jack think she's the national spokesperson for what is/isn't accessible to people? Just because something is not easily accessible to her she isn't going to acknowledge it at all? Jack, that's not how research is meant to work!
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But it’s how jackanomics work
 
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bowiethesdmn

I want her to turn up on telly in that absolutely fucking hilarious Mary Poppins atrocity
 
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colouredlines

There are 880 Lidls in the UK and 930 Aldis.

There are 633 Asdas, a figure which includes non-food units like Asda Living.

I love facts.
 
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