It’s going to be like the rapture.I can’t be the only one sitting here thinking that THE DAY is coming sooner than expected.
£55 million tax in five years.
Can you get me a pineapple whilst you're there? I'll give you the cash Tuesday.The co op is out of my favourite bananas so I’m just nipping to Barbados. Back soon xx
Well...I decided to search the store in question on FB and found out they used to employ a Paedophile, a security guard who thumped someone mistaking a mobile phone for a knife and this horrorOK then, hands up...who's pissed her off in Asda Southend. What was it? Not shown enough deference by staff, being told no, empty shelf of her fave tea bags...
What have they done for her to focus so hard on that particular store...
Oh god this makes me cross. You can’t just vomit stats without context. Look at their accounts and you might see some dodgy tax stuff - I don’t know. But you can’t base an assumption on their corporation tax figure as it is a tax on profit not revenue. Revenue is at the top of the income statement, tax is calculated on profit at the bottom. Basic basic basic.
I bought smart price flour last week. It absolutely still exists
I could have done that today in a zoom meeting - 'that's right cat, you know it isn't mummy's responsibility to police the work of a team I have absolutely no interactions with'Imagine being on a work call and someone disagrees with you, and you take to passive aggressively talking to your pet about how they’re wrong.
You’d be getting an ‘informal chat’ put in your diary off your manager
Any shin kicking mentioned?Well...I decided to search the store in question on FB and found out they used to employ a Paedophile, a security guard who thumped someone mistaking a mobile phone for a knife and this horror
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(it wasn't Jack complaining, she would have scrapped that honey off into a jar to later serve with some sardines)
So Asda in Shoeburyness is just a hotbed of despair, I can see now that not having any rice was a tipping point
Cop the face on that!On a perma-grunk these days but great minds...
The way this nonsense is phrased has made my brain itch. It reads as if Asda are taking our taxes to bump up their profits.
I’I’m 2 bottles in. Can say it makes everything funnier but certainly don’t build your hopes up that any of it will make sense (or add up-25 billion percent)Don't tell Jack, but I'm currently sitting waiting for my delivery from Big Bad Asda to arrive. Soon I'll know whether wine makes
We should never have worried! It *has* been a loooooong week but everyone who was saying that the higher she gets, the farther she falls were absolutely on pointTo think just a few days ago I was actually starting to believe that she'd successfully pulled the wool over people's eyes again
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