Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.

[TurnedUpInTipp]

You are thinking exactly the same as me, it would also explain the lack of sleep.

Double Dropping Ritalin! (Purely an opinion)

 

[LavaFlake]

For Christ's sake

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

I want to buy her a moisturiser. I know she's got the cash to buy it herself, but I want to just buy her one that works, with SPF. She looks dreadful for being in her thirties.

 

[Pavlova]

Say it through interpretative dance.
Perhaps a J1g?

Its my lunchbreak and I'm grunking...and all I can do is laugh hysterically then cough my guts up cos I'm laughing so much. And I still have another 10 pages or more to read. Interpretive dance I'm crying

 

[Peachy9]

So she's on LBC tomorrow? At least that might bring a bit more constructive discussion..

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I think she means the BBC. BBC News?

Sounds like the kind of Tory thing she'd say, in hindsight!

 

[Vanelope]

There may be a rumble soon as Roadsidemum and Jack Monroe battle it out for the prized role

 

[Ennui]

Can I please interject and share the magnificent advert for the Squatty Potty

 

[Veronicaaa]

I have regained my composure and taken my old mum's advice. Getting upset over bad people only hurts you not them. I am calm(er) now.
I had to post this. Vlad really got me this time. I won't read the past comments from you all. I know you do sterling work, each and every one of you.
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Hairy Poppins lol.

 

[Captainmouse]

Have we seen this? It’s old but….

The woes of Ms Monroe

Readers will probably be aware that I'm not a fan of Little Miss Self-entitled, Jack Monroe. In fact, the very first post on this blog was...

howtobeacompletebastard.blogspot.com

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Teeth too?

She’s had them whitened for sure.

 

[Pocahontas]

Is that real?

Oh, yes. Hilariously real. Sort of.

Jack Monroe #63 I tend to move in circles of cookery and politics rather than outrage and vitriol

Congratulations to @ClarenceBeakes on your first thread title! 61 reactions 🎉 well done! Recap of thread #62 Non-edible flowers on cakes? Get outta town, says Jack. Jackie the cleaning lady has been to town and offered inspired cleaning hacks that include mopping floors with boiling water...

tattle.life

 

[MooBelle]

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Yes Jack, I really do need a laugh, however I'm too busy puking at the thought of cat food being rubbed into this germ ridden nightmare.

 

[Hollaaa]

It’s the martyr syndrome that really does me in. Nothing can be done without the opportunity to pile the attention back on to her. She did some tweets and now she’s had convulsions and had to stay up all night harvesting celeb dopamine, all for the poors. When will anyone consider HER PAIN IN BRINGING SHIT CALCULATIONS AND OLD RECEIPTS TO TWITTER?!?!

Book-marking.

 

[Hollaaa]

Isa, you have excelled yourself. Brava.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Teeth too?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Also why bitch about worktop space and then fill all your worktop space with apothecary drawers? Which I am sick with envy about btw I love anything with teeny drawers in. There’s literally no room to cook or photograph or write sloppices now!!

Where’s all the makeup which used to be in them?

 

[Captainmouse]

I have been grunking at least 50 pages, what a fucking ride! There is so much I could say but you have all put it so eloquently and dare I say articulately. I felt it best to sum up my thoughts in a picture.

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Also please let me introduce my playground hero, the one and only Jimmy Hill, whose chin we would all emulate when calling out another's lies.

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Check out that chin, phoawrr

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So much to unpack, burglar jack at the back

 

[PsychicCaramel]

Her kitchen….It’s just so….. “look I’m so zany!” The rug is particularly ick, it’s a trip hazard surely, not to mention a magnet for dirt and debris. I love a bit of colour but the kitchen is just too much. Perhaps her kitchen is a reflection of her personality- cluttered,ott, fake and vile.

Jack is basically Colin Hunt from The Fast Show tbf

 

[Captainmouse]

Sorry for all my quotes etc, but on a grunk.

She costed her carrot and lentil dip based on one carrot from a 500gr bag

And why oh why did she do all of this whilst holding onto that hideous blue dress?!

1.5 kilo carrots Tesco 45p