Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.

[BooBooPoohPooh]

I log in and the first thing I see is Pastitsio….
It’s a sign

Pastitsio served THRICE.

Sounds like culinary-world lingo for eating humble pie.

Edited- thinks Pastitsio is partition.

 

[TraceyJacks]

“You’re stressing me out, mate”

“He’s DEAD!”

 

[TraceyJacks]

Absolute fluff piece.

 

[L3moning]

She was probably about 10 then?! Silly squig.

In her 20s, by my maths.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm catching up as I've been at work. She's going to be on BBC Scotland? Is it Reporting Scotland? 6.30.

Whyyyyyy!!!!???

 

[Flash123]

I’m curious as I’m not sure what an HMO is? I don’t think we have in NI. Also what is that a photo of? Obviously the squiggle’s experience sounds awful but I’m not sure what they actually mean

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Add me to the 1978 truther list

And me

 

[Flash123]

I zoomed in when I was watching. She looks rough as toast. Good gear in Southend

She sounded better than this morning.
Those teeth nearly blinded me!

 

[Django]

Have we seen this? It’s old but….

The woes of Ms Monroe

Readers will probably be aware that I'm not a fan of Little Miss Self-entitled, Jack Monroe. In fact, the very first post on this blog was...

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I wouldn't take too much notice of Pete North tbh

Only Ukip will stand up for women

Keir Starmer says it's wrong to say that only women have a cervix. He knows that isn't true. We know it isn't true. The whole of the Labour ...

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[Captainmouse]

Wow. What a bell-end, with her air pods in and shiny new face with fake lashes.

She is shameless.

Fake lashes are the least of it

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Where’s all the makeup which used to be in them?

It's become an avalanche that's buried poor SB somewhere.

 

[Flash123]

What is all that sniffing?

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I have been grunking at least 50 pages, what a fucking ride! There is so much I could say but you have all put it so eloquently and dare I say articulately. I felt it best to sum up my thoughts in a picture.

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Also please let me introduce my playground hero, the one and only Jimmy Hill, whose chin we would all emulate when calling out another's lies.

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Check out that chin, phoawrr

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Brilliant!
That Man in the washing machine!

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Oh look. Someone has done an excel for dummies course

 

[blurstoftimes]

Can I please interject and share the magnificent advert for the Squatty Potty

omg this ad was all over the internet for a while! the image of a unicorn pooping has been replaying in my brain ever since I saw that pic of Jack's bathroom and now I know why so thank you, dear heart

 

[Cucumberthunder]

This person was supporting her unfortunately. View attachment 1002341

It's a fair point. But it would be unrealistic for one number to be the truth for everyone. It's an average.

 

[emily5pin3]

Sorry, wasn’t Anna Soubry part of the government that brought in the cuts that led Jack to such grinding poverty?

Still catching up but I saw this and nearly threw my phone across the room. Anna Soubry is a literal Tory!!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Oh do not remind me of squat toilets in Asia.

The Japanese designed ones that warm up and play music, that’s what you really need.

Those are quite thoughtful toilets, they have a bidet function and recycle water too.

 

[Captainmouse]

why would you expect someone who barely knows you to give you a piano? Christs sake...

Because her grabby hand is always out!

 

[Suffolkmum]

Grunting so may have been mentioned. Is that the same non toaster, or a new non toaster?

edited typo

Also, where’s the new Russell Hobbs kettle.