Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.

[EddieBeds]

Say it through interpretative dance.
Perhaps a J1g?

My mind always reads that as jig…which I guess fits with the interpretative dance part of your post.

 

[YenE]

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Go grab prunes….what? Who are they? How will prunes help the battle?

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

A tweeter jumps to Mom's defence.

 

[PinkMariner]

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LJC, that is A LOT! My eyes can't cope.

 

[MooBelle]

Those apocathery drawers wouldn't have been cheap. (I actually quite like them but agree they take too much space in yet kitchen to be practical.

I think we may have🔺️ that about a year ago. I think it was about £400.
(Not sure though)

 

[MancBee]

Period poverty is truly awful, but every time I think of a sock as a sanitary towel it makes me laugh for some reason

I think it's the old saying "put a sock in it" that is the problem. That and the fact that it is Jack saying it. You can't take anything she says seriously.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Nightmare fuel.

There’s a whole eco system lurking

 

[Vanelope]

If anyone’s fixated on laaaambs and champaaaaaaaagne, it’s her.

Insert Diana jumper pic

what a lunchtime grunk!

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

that's exactly it, except, it's not "listen to us", it's "listen to me, even though i'm full of shit"

Maybe that's why she worries about shitting herself at the checkout. One smol pixie body can only hold so much excrement. And that's before she sups the slops

 

[Pavlova]

Can't believe that was just this morning. What a day!

I've been around since half 8, dipping in and out of here. It's been wild to say the least, and I'm miffed because I'm going into the office tomorrow rather than working from home, hooting and fizzing into my laptop.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

But...but...she says she asked someone at the foodbank to give her 6 sugars as she wouldn't have any other calories that day. But if she was at the foodbank....surely she would be collecting...food???

ETA: Sorry @MancBee, I don't want to sound like a mithering ninny!

My thoughts exactly!
Before we moved we had a food bank at the top of the road. I'd drop good there every few weeks and they always had cake, biscuits etc out for visitors.

 

[Candytuft]

So she's on LBC tomorrow? At least that might bring a bit more constructive discussion..

On the James O’Brien slot

 

[HotesTilaire]

That was all Silver's work. I've just caught up on something like 7 hours of posts

You're still counting the cutlery appearances though

 

[Candytuft]

Cost of living segment coming up now on LBC

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Oh great we'll get a black clothes/real face update then!

She might still use a filter.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Spoiler: This might be a bit low, involves alcohol

but this lyric is all I can hear when I see that post of Jack's. Please forgive me.

There is a story that Janis Joplin decked Jim Morrison over the head with a bottle of Southern Comfort. I wonder if Jack was inspired by that story to deck her brother.

 

[Walkdengirl]

If you haven't used a sock as a sanitary towel you aren't allowed to be the economics editor of the financial times, sorry thats the rules. Quite specific but I didnt make them.

Period poverty is truly awful, but every time I think of a sock as a sanitary towel it makes me laugh for some reason

 

[BananaSmith]

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I see Snarky Jack is back!

 

[Yel]

I'm not sure why FKA twigs was mentioned earlier, but I've been picturing jack having two weeks on repeat all morning in the shitty bungalow while the endorphins flow and she refreshes to see twitter impressions. In my head she's hit stop now

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

Oh no, sorry to hear you have a migraine @HotesTilaire.

I - I - I - I hope Jack didn't influence you!