Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.

[Lanie]

9th January, 2021. That's better.
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TBF it actually is.

Also I love Oxfam but she has literally brought home everything that Oxfam didn't want, no wonder it was so cheap a makeover.

 

[Flash123]

Poor Chris Giles, Jack has actually caused him to resign.

Thread title nomination!

 

[Hollaaa]

It’s a standard drink in the north.

You get it on the ferries in Scotland
Possibly Bovril. #facts

 

[GoLando]

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~wanker~

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Ooops.

She was probably about 10 then?! Silly squig.

 

[BananaSmith]

Oh. Has she already been on?

I caught a clip just before 6, only listened for a couple of minutes as I couldn't stomach it any longer, it may have been a precursor.

 

[L3moning]

The way she thinks she's the next Peter Tatchell or Pankhurst sibling after writing one thread.

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Don't give Jack ideas for a a crosstime crush on whichever Pankhurst sister it was who was the lesbian one.

Jack is the kind of person who, if someone tried to expose her, would threaten self-harm. And the flying monkeys would descend.

To misquote a famous naval commander: Damn the Flying Monkeys, full speed ahead!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Link for Jack on the radio:

Times Radio | The Times and The Sunday Times

Listen to Times Radio live for the latest breaking news, expert analysis and well-informed discussion covering the biggest stories of the day.

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Cabal, what radio station is she going to be on? When? I’m softly, gently languishing in my bed with not Covid (though it bloody feels like it!) and can listen?

Just saw Marmalade’s link !! Thank you

 

[BananaSmith]

Aggghhh, she's only BBC Scotland. She really doesn't have a voice for radio (or TV). Just the same old stuff.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Kenneth Williams levels of nasal whine.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Also, what's the thing under the toilet? Not a step SB is too big for that

 

[Silver Linings]

There's five replies between 14:50 and 15:02. Do you have those?

No my last is 14.49. How odd. I’ll turn on and off again.

 

[ecdb]

Has anyone here read Hunger by Knut Hamsun? The often hilarious lengths the character goes to, for food, are NOTHING on Jack.
I often think of it when she recalls her tales of woe.
The main character in the book tries to sell buttons off his coat, pawn his broken specs and when eventually gets the chance to write a newspaper piece, he can’t do it.
Would recommend it to Jack if she’s running dry on ideas.

 

[GoLando]

That's interesting.
I have a lot of health issues, 2 of which mean that I don't always absorb all the nutrients from my food. I'm supposed to drink rehydration powers if I'm feeling weak or faint but they are . My gastroenterology nurse said to drink oxo in a cup of boiling water instead. It pretty much has the same effect as the dioralyte, but is quite yummy!

It’s a standard drink in the north.

 

[Skyfall]

Is wondering how many pages I’m gunna have to catch up on later?
It’s gunna be a busy one for sure- in a way I’m glad I’m in a meeting for 6hrs - it will keep my anger in check!

Good luck all!

 

[Cookiecookie]

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I genuinely (ie I'm not being disingenuous here) ... I GENUINELY have no idea of what she thinks she's achieving?

Money and attention.

 

[Peachy9]

She's back and more nasal than ever

 

[Vanelope]

We’re entering the manic high phase.

Bets for when first claim of severe burnout will be made?

This can last two days tops

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Have the three articles been published yet?