Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.

[Shesaidwhat?]

I hope Asda see her tweet and call her out

 

[Clovis]

Especially as SHE WALKS

With CRUTCHES because of her CRIPPLING ARTHRITIS!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

With CRUTCHES because of her CRIPPLING ARTHRITIS!

She doesnh walk on water though.. SHE SINKS

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Especially as SHE WALKS

She gives the impression that SB and the school are just around the corner. Why on earth would you do that other than to create a false narrative.

ETA Wow. Am speechless.

 

[Wooh]

There may be a rumble soon as Roadsidemum and Jack Monroe battle it out for the prized role

 

[maytoseptember]

Wow a lot has just clicked into place - she’s over an hour away from SB’s home and can’t imagine the public transport there is great. Which explains literally everything everyone’s been saying. Sad tbh.

If SB lives where I think he lives, it's not an hour away, it's about 12 miles. Maybe an hour if you take a particularly meandering bus route, but when Jack used to take SB to school (in the same town) they always went on the train which was much quicker. She'd take him to school and then trawl charity shops for kitchen tat. Plus ca change...

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Listen to US

duck off Jack, they’re poor, you’re not.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

If SB lives where I think he lives, it's not an hour away, it's about 12 miles. Maybe an hour if you take a particularly meandering bus route, but when Jack used to take SB to school (in the same town) they always went on the train which was much quicker. She'd take him to school and then trawl charity shops for kitchen tat. Plus ca change...

It was during one of those school commutes that she fell under the train. I'm sorry, I simply have to bring it up at every opportunity

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Ooops.

 

[maytoseptember]

It was during one of those school commutes that she fell under the train. I'm sorry, I simply have to bring it up at every opportunity

It was also during this time that she had her column in DIVA magazine, writing all sorts of made up tit about amazing things SB apparently said on the train.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Ooops.

She was probably about 10 then?! Silly squig.

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

There may be a rumble soon as Roadsidemum and Jack Monroe battle it out for the prized role

I want to see THAT celebrity death match.

 

[Edie Po]

Don't think a miniature train counts but

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Orphan_Black]

Looking at aerial maps, so many houses in TB have pools!

Surprised she's never kicked off about that!

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The fabled trailing pearls plant!

 

[Silver Linings]

I could have cheerfully lived my whole life without seeing Jack Monroe’s literal toilet.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

That's a big bathroom! The door in my bathroom (that I own (well, that bank does ..)) hits the sink when you open it!

 

[Orphan_Black]

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I could have cheerfully lived my whole life without seeing Jack Monroe’s literal toilet.

That plant next to it! Poor thing has to suffer the consequences of a tinned fish and egg diet!

 

[L3moning]

She was probably about 10 then?! Silly squig.

In her 20s, by my maths.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Also, what's the thing under the toilet? Not a step SB is too big for that