Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.

[GoLando]

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~wanker~

 

[blurstoftimes]

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the vicar?

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her self involved defences like this always show how this is all actually about her. i can’t wait for the comedown!

 

[GoLando]

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So why haven’t you done your accounts?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[L3moning]

The way she thinks she's the next Peter Tatchell or Pankhurst sibling after writing one thread.

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Don't give Jack ideas for a a crosstime crush on whichever Pankhurst sister it was who was the lesbian one.

Jack is the kind of person who, if someone tried to expose her, would threaten self-harm. And the flying monkeys would descend.

To misquote a famous naval commander: Damn the Flying Monkeys, full speed ahead!

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

Oh no, Mom has put 50p in the dick head.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Lord have mercy, that kitchen. It makes my skin crawl. Throw away that health risk rug and the sinful curtains. Bleach it, bleach all of it.

Actually, you know what, just get a priest in. Some things require divine intervention.

Am at the office today so can't listen to the radio segment, but judging by your responses, I didn't miss anything. Her Twitter behaviour today also suggests Jack is having one of those days where she needs a supper with 700 vegetables and an early night; a changeling day, as we called them for my children.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Is everyone on stupid pills, what the hell is going on.

 

[Edie Po]

My mam always told me to have the basics.
Spuds,flour,eggs etc so I could make a meal.

Lobbies is a staple in our house ,easy,fills you up and it's delicious.

She just makes slop in a bowl and put it on paper

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I think the only good thing about today is seeing

Spoiler: OT AJLT spoiler sort of- not really a spoiler, you can look if you want

the perfect grey Paris dress again- OMG that dress is the actual dream.

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Jack is reaching new heights of peak Jack. You know how there is a mountain in Hawaii with its base beneath the sea that is higher than Everest? Well we are climbing that Jack mountain now.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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They’re not giving up, or resorting to childish insults. I love them.

squiggle is running the risk of a major ‘my grandfather is DEAD’ type response now

 

[Veronicaaa]

TD has liked this

 

[Pocahontas]

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Is that image meant to be a photo of when Jack was Ruby Rose’s body double?

I love how if this new challenger of hers becomes lore like other squiggles, they will be known as The Accountant.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

For Ireland.. I think that works out at about 99p

 

[TraceyJacks]

 

[FrumpyCat]

The comdown from this is going to be spectacular.

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WTF is she talking about

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I think we have established TEN MILLION people have not read that thread.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Is that image meant to be a photo of when Jack was Ruby Rose’s body double?

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I love how if this new challenger of hers becomes lore like other squiggles, they will be known as The Accountant.

I thought it was meant to be Clemmie

#downwiththepeople
#shehasanewjumpsuittogowithhernewteeth

 

[Pavlova]

Say it through interpretative dance.
Perhaps a J1g?

Its my lunchbreak and I'm grunking...and all I can do is laugh hysterically then cough my guts up cos I'm laughing so much. And I still have another 10 pages or more to read. Interpretive dance I'm crying

 

[Veronicaaa]

I love how if this new challenger of hers becomes lore like other squiggles, they will be known as The Accountant.

New squig just dropped

 

[Vanelope]

We’re entering the manic high phase.

Bets for when first claim of severe burnout will be made?

This can last two days tops